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Friend wants to be a rapper…. #SoundcloudRappers

Friend wants to be a rapper…. #SoundcloudRappers


(DOOR CLOSES) (PHONE RINGS) What this fool want? Yo! FRIEND (on phone): What’s good, bro? Hey, I just dropped the track on SoundCloud, bro. Check that out! What, you trying to be a SoundCloud rapper? FRIEND (on phone): Hey, man, you know I got the bars now, man. I’m trying to just get on, right now. Bro, this better not be trash, man. I’m telling you. FRIEND (on phone): Listen, bro! It’s not gonna be trash, bro. Why you thinking so negative, man? Check it out. I-I’ll listen to it later on or something, man. I’m about to leave, right now FRIEND (on phone): Bro, bro, listen to it, right now. While you in the car, bro! You could– Alright, s-send a link and I’ll…I-I’ll listen to it in my car. FRIEND (on phone): Bet, man, you won’t be disappointed, man. Alright (TEETH SUCK) Yo, man, this shit better not be trash, man. He just sent it. Let’s see what he talkin’ ’bout, man. (SONG STARTS) I need a molly, I need a xanny, I need a dirty, I need a ecs!! (I do) [2X] I want shoot up (Yes.), I want to Boot up (Right) I wanna fly (Yes), I WANNA DAMN NEAR DIE!! {BEAT DROP} I need a molly (I DO!), I need a xanny (I DO!) [4X] I want to shoot up (Right), I wanna Boot up (Show me, please) I want to fly (Mary Poppins), I want to damn near die!! (HORSE SFX) (Was that a horse?!)
All these drugs up my systemmmmmmm!!!!! I’m about to turn into a gorilla, AHH!!! (MONKEY/GORILLA SOUNDS) (TURNS OFF SONG) Yo, yo. No! What the f– FRIEND (on phone): Yo! Bruh, what the hell was that?! FRIEND (on phone): That shit was fire, right? Nah, man, nah! FRIEND (on phone): You a hater. Nah, fam! Subtitles by CMontai YO!

Comments (100)

  1. This shit go dummy hard though

  2. Just kryptic copied 🀣

  3. Still better than most rappers

  4. WTF thats looks like syringe LMAO

  5. He'll be the next cardi b, hwr songs wwrre horrible until she got the dope song writer

  6. Bet highschool kids like "where do i download this"?

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  8. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

  9. Man this shit was funny as hell. Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa.

  10. Real talk, after 1:35 it sounds like monkeys humping each other bro…..I’m legit concerned πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. The faces had me dead

  12. This the best oneπŸ˜‚πŸ’―

  13. The Daamnn ape sounds 🀣🀣🀣πŸ”₯

  14. Systemmmmmmmm!!!!!!

  15. The transformations🀣🀣🀣

  16. I wanna damn near dieπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
    Those gorilla sounds

  17. Wat Da Fuk Iz DisπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  18. ngl i need those songs

  19. Yo as a producer – no lie I get this shit ALL THE TIME from people.

  20. OMG I always wait for his reaction at the end im WEEEAAAEEAAEK!!

  21. I'm sorry if my friend sends me some bullshit like that , the next time I see him I would even his ass out with a BRICK

  22. That shi was fire fym

  23. I'm ashamed I would listen to this unironically lmfao

  24. beats are legit as always

  25. For real people are jamming to stuff like this aswell.

  26. I would buy an album of this.

  27. I love the evolution of Reggie's expressions as the song progresses! πŸ˜‚

  28. Feel like I watched the exact same video on this channel already with like 2 lines changed

  29. None:
    literally noone:
    the guy with the monkey part: o ye

  30. When he said β€œoOoOo A O aAaA oo O aA”

    I felt that πŸ˜”

  31. Love him or hate him, you gotta admit he’s spitting straight fax here
    1:28

  32. That would be number 1 on the charts these days

  33. Those adlibs made this sound so heavy

  34. β€œI wanna shoot up, I wanna boot up, I wanna fly, I WANNA DAMN NEAR DIE!”

    Reggie: 😳

  35. Bro you funny asab

  36. I havent laughed this hard in so long
    "I wanna damn near die"
    " I got Drugs in my systemmmmmmmmm bout to turn to gorillaaaaaaaaa"
    I died laughing when he did the gorilla noises πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  37. is kinda πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  38. I LOVED IT IDFC!!!

  39. Real experineces ,real truth.

  40. I'm so mad I can't afford to put my music on actual streaming service and I'm lost in this sea of SoundCloud rappers smfh

  41. His homeboy is living his best life with. 🀣

  42. Legit could be a 6nine joint

  43. When he said "Oooh ooh ooh aaahh ahh"
    It shook me to my core bruh….

  44. My question is… How does the friend know he's even inside his car………..

  45. If Lil Xan and 6ix9ine had a kid

  46. I lowkey think the song is fire

  47. When's the full song gonna drop tho its πŸ”₯

  48. I wAnNa DaMn NeAR DiE!!!!!

  49. When he said " ah hoo hoo ahh ahh! " I felt that.

  50. Tf….i use battleme hip hop studio..and even ppl there including me are better than thatπŸ˜‚,

  51. i really thought it was about be fire from the first part then …. nope lmao

  52. This is comedic right?

  53. Was low key fire tho

  54. THE ANIMAL NOISES πŸ˜‚

  55. This was so crazy I am literally crying

  56. Just think about it he had to make these songs…

  57. I wanna shoot and boot up 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  58. Why the beginning sound like Donald Trump Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  59. 1:04 that was good

  60. 666k views uhhh….

  61. I miss the 90s songs when actually needed talent to have fans when you rapped now people like anything

  62. Lil KK ft Bubbles- I do

  63. Can this be a real song

  64. *Song exists

    Me: I want to fly

  65. BAPE IN ALL D WAY VRO

  66. This shit low key fire

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  68. Why you called em back bro? πŸ˜† You disowne a mfka after that shitπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  69. Ft. Spirit the stallion of cimarron & Tarzan's brother

  70. lil peep could make that exact song and it would go hard

  71. jon jones looken ass

  72. I WANNA DAMM NEAR DIE HAHAHAHAHA

  73. 1:17
    i wanna fly
    (background: MARY POPPINS)

  74. this would go hard at a club

  75. He bout to have a feature by Xanny Pacquiao

  76. Low key fire though πŸ”₯

  77. THIS GO HARD πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£β—οΈβ—οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  78. Bro I'm actually tryna remix this shitπŸ€£πŸ’―

  79. 1:57 "you a hater you a hatn ass nigga" that sount so realistic lmao

  80. How to Autotune Animals…

  81. β€œI wanna damn near die!” I’m dead asf!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  82. ik this is old but if im tripping or does reggie sound like bonecrusher

  83. I almost shot myself listening to this

  84. honestly…the song was fire

  85. No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even a single soul:
    Soundcloud Rapper: Autotuned Gorrilia

  86. Yo can someone pleae send me that manz SOUND CLOUD!!!

  87. You a hater πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  88. top comments got me crying literally bruhhh

  89. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  90. Oh my God lmao wyd

  91. Reggies face the whole timeπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  92. I WANNA DAMN NEAR DIE!
    LMFAO

  93. Here go the link:
    https://soundcloud.com/cmaina-music/brand-new

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