♪ Leck mich… ♪ Hey guys! Welcome to another episode of… HahAHahAhAHah!! Just kidding! It’s of course! And today we have a very special guest. That is my sister. And she’s going to be testing me on my aural skills. We’ll be doing That’s a G. That’s an A. Sis: That’s right! Alright, next level… That’s an F major 7th chord. Sis: That’s right! Last level… That is a… Am I right? Sis: Yes! Alright guys, thanks for watching. Don’t forget to support my patronage. And then if you’re a patron, I’ll compose a short composition for you. Sis: By the way, don’t you have a massive assignment due tomorrow? Oh no, I’ll be fine. I’ll just start it tomorrow morning. How many coffees is that today, Johann? The tenth coffee. Isn’t that a bit much? I’ve got a thousand cantatas to compose. Why do you have to compose so many? Too many kids. F***, where’s my Symphony No.3? I know I saved it somewhere on the desktop. *sighs* Which version… Ah, here we go, found it. *phone rings* Hello? Napoleon, I can’t hear you! You speak louder! Napoleon: Bro, I made that meme the other day, and it got 2 million shares! Napoleon: I’m officially the memelord! Memelord? How dare you call yourself a memelord!? Sh**! SH**!! Hold up, let me do my shoelaces. Will you marry me, Sergey? OH YES! Yeah, my parents gave me the violin when I was 4. I think I practiced a lot. Unfortunately, last night I got drunk and gambled my Stradivari violin away. *sighs* But it’s okay, someone lent me a violin for today. Apparently, it’s called… Guarneri. Well, I’ve actually never played this piece before. I composed it on the way here. Some people think I sold my soul to the devil. HahaHAhAHa!! I think they’re just jealous. AhaHAHa!! Am I nervous? I think I… I think I’m a bit too hungover to be nervous… Huh! Why are you here today? Hello, my name is Niccolò. Like the piccolo, but with an N. And my last name is Paganini. Like panini… but with a G. Today, I’ll be playing for you guys my 24th caprice. I hope you guys enjoy it. I am going to give you a big, fat, yes.