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Jacqueline Tells Ellen About Coachella

Jacqueline Tells Ellen About Coachella


– YOU KNOW ABOUT COACHELLA? THIS WAS THE FIRST WEEKEND
OF COACHELLA. COACHELLA
IS A MUSIC FESTIVAL. IT’S OUT IN THE DESERT
NEAR PALM SPRINGS, AND APPARENTLY THINGS GET
A LITTLE CRAY-CRAY OUT THERE. I WAS GONNA GO,
BUT I LIKE SHOWERING AND SLEEPING IN A BED
AND WEARING A BRA. [laughter] THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T GO. BUT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
ON MY STAFF WENT, INCLUDING ONE
OF OUR ASSISTANTS, JACQUELINE, AND JACQUELINE
SEEMS VERY QUIET AND SHY. JACQUELINE, COME HERE.
HI, JACQUELINE. [cheers and applause] [laughs] YOU CAN–
YOU CAN FACE ME. I JUST–I KNOW YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE COMING HERE FOR SOMETHING ELSE. JACQUELINE
IS ANDY’S ASSISTANT. JACQUELINE IS REALLY THIS SHY
RIGHT NOW. SHE HAD NO IDEA
SHE WAS GONNA BE ON CAMERA. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE PLAYING
A CHARACTER RIGHT NOW, BUT–BUT YOU’RE NOT. JACQUELINE,
IT SHOCKED ME, ‘CAUSE I HEARD YOU WENT
TO COACHELLA, RIGHT? – YES.
– OKAY. AND YOU HUNG OUT,
LIKE, IN RAVE TENTS? IS THAT WHERE
YOU WANTED TO GO? – THE SAHARA TENT.
– THE SAHARA TENT. – YEAH.
– THAT’S– AND WHAT IS THAT, RAVE MUSIC?
– YEAH. – MM-KAY, SO YOU LIKE
RAVE MUSIC. – [quivering]
YEAH. [laughter] – ARE YOU NERVOUS? – [stammers] [laughter] YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
– A LITTLE BIT, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, SO DID ANYTHING BAD
HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND? WHAT–WHAT DID
YOU DO THERE? – DANCED A LOT.
– YEAH. DANCED A LOT.
DID YOU DRINK? – YEAH. [laughter] – WHAT IS THE WILDEST THING
YOU DID? – UM… GOT ON PEOPLE’S SHOULDERS
TO DANCE IN THE SAHARA TENT. – PEOPLE YOU DIDN’T KNOW?
– NO. – YOU JUST GOT
ON THEIR SHOULDERS? [laughter] THANKS, JACQUELINE. [laughter] YOU CAN GO TAKE A NAP NOW. WE’LL BE BACK. [cheers and applause]

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