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Mean Tweets – Music Edition #6

Mean Tweets – Music Edition #6


>>BILLIE EILISH DRESS LIKE SHE GOT HER CLOTHES STOLEN AT THE GYM SO THEY GAVE HER WHAT THEY HAD IN THE LOST AND FOUND.>>THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A WHITE VAN WITH “FREE CANDY” WRITTEN ON THE SIDE.>>IT’S A BLACK VAN.>>SOULLESS, PURPOSELESS, VIRTUOUS SELL-OUT. NICE DORITOS COMMERCIAL YOU PIECE OF [ BLEEP ]. THERE’S PEOPLE THAT DON’T LIKE ME? WHAT THE [ BLEEP ].>>I’D RATHER LISTEN TO A BARN FULL OF BABY PIGS BEING VACCINATED THAN LUKE BRYAN’S NEW SONG. I HAVE VACCINATED BABY PIGS. AND THAT’S AWFUL.>>HOW CRAZY ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE TO PERRY FERRELL. OH. OUT OF 100% PERRY FERRELL.>>WHY DOES TREY COOL FROM GREENDAY LOOK LIKE THE EMOW VERSION OF TED CRUZ?>>WELL.>>I FEEL LIKE LEON BURGESS MAKES MUSIC FOR STRAIGHT WHITE COUPLES TO DANCE TO IN THEIR KITCHENS, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE GRANITE TOPS. I STILL LIKE IT EVEN THOUGH I’M GAY AND POOR.>>WHY DOES A MEMBER LOOK LIKE A JOCK THAT’S ALSO A VAMPIRE. OKAY, I’LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.>>WHAT IF GOD IS REALLY JOHN MAHER COVERING DAVE MATTHEWS COVERS AT THAT BAR YOUR DAD LIKES.>>HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE.>>BUS PASSES AND HAPPY MILLS, TWO THINGS I MIMAGINE LIZZO HAS SEEN A LOT OF.>>HE MAKES MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO TASTE THE GAS BEFORE THEY FILL UP THEIR TRUCK. THAT’S PRETTY GOOD. I’LL GIVE’EM THAT ONE.>>I JUST WATCHED A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE OF CASRDI B, AND THT BITCH JUST LOOKS LOUD WITHOUT ANY SOUND ON. HOW I LOOK LOUD? HOW I LOOK LOUD? I’M LOUD? I DON’T EVEN THINK I’M LIKE LOUD. MY ASS.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE AT A PERFECT VOLUME, CARDI.

Comments (100)

  1. I did NOT expect Monsta x to be in this 😂 what a nice surprise

  2. He’s never getting that cookie 🍪

  3. We all know cardi b had to read that first before she really had to read it first

  4. Lizzo's thought out smart clapback would've been amazing if Cardi B's answer was perfect and completely spontaneous…

  5. ha’a’luuk’lau?

  6. “Why does every member of monsta x look like a jock and vampire at the same time?”

    I.M: “I’ll take that it means sexy, right?”

  7. Person: roasts billie eilish

    Billie Eilish fans: does an area 51 raid on him

  8. I agree with the Cardi 1😂😂😂

  9. Lizzo needs to lose weight

  10. Some of the tamest,lamest,most fakest insults are written by the staff and then celeberties are paid to say them on his show and people gobble it up like a starving african child in a sea of rice.

  11. Lizzo's response was gold. We love a carefree and happy Black woman

  12. Wasn't expecting to Monsta X in here.

  13. Houlough??

    As lou as a Car (D)

  14. Cadri talks like she didn't get passed the second grade.

  15. Am I the only one who watched Cardi B talk muted after I watched this?

  16. hawlelaglaw hawlaleglaw imnow

    -Cardi B,2019

  17. they brought monsta x?dfjikhdklshkdlsffsafdsaadfsafds

  18. The world we live in where people that cant even pronounce words right become idols. Smh

  19. No cookie for you Kimmel! Muahahaha!!!

  20. The chance the rapper one had me dead af 😂😂

  21. Alice Cooper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. How I look lau?? How I look lau???

  23. 2:24 when she said "haouhloohkulao" I felt that.

  24. “Haoiloolou”

    Cardi B 2018

  25. How does Billie Joe Armstrong still look young and hot 😍😍

  26. Oh my god is that billy joe?

  27. I wonder if jimmy will ever eat the cookie

  28. Lizzo and cardi❤️

  29. MONSTA X took it so well 🤣

  30. 2:24 Translation

    English: How do I look loud?
    The Sims: Hooowlokeloud?

  31. Lizzo should focus less on her music and more on bringing her weight down to a number that starts with at least 2

  32. Billie Ellish’s adorable pout, she is a musical prodigy 😊

  33. when lizzo is on the thumbnail yall know this is gonna be savage

  34. Is it not funny as usual??!

  35. Bruh it’s 1:48am and these comments on cardi b got me rollin 😂😂😂 Haw Lak Laow… I’m laow 😭😭 I can’t sleep 💀

  36. I LOVE YOU BILLIE YOU'RE ADORABLE SKSKSKSSJSJS 💘💘

  37. no one talking abt monsta x smh 😂💓

  38. When Cardi B says "ho i look lou" i lost it

  39. Luklaow: hi, my names Luklaow
    Cardi; HIYALUKLAOW

  40. Billie looked so sad…..😢

  41. Saw Monsta X : i was angry asf who wrote that s**t ?

  42. Lizzo talks about men problems when she's dating herself.

  43. Nobody:
    Cardi:how lou lauw?

  44. when i saw the title i was like
    i bet you a billion dollars billie is gonna be in this video
    and what did i saw first
    yea HER
    im a wizard harry

  45. Cardi B is the best!!!!

  46. “i’ll take this as a compliment, it means sexy right?”

    IM DEAD

  47. No one appreciates that jooheon is in the video.❤❤❤❤😭😭

  48. He did looked 65 in 72 😂

  49. why u bulling billie

  50. i dont even know half of these people

  51. These are funny but I don't like a-holes getting play on tv for being a-holes.

  52. Imagine hating on Leon Bridges.

  53. The clothes from the lost n found bin must've been from louie, gucci and balenciaga lol

  54. The Green Day one 😂😂😂😂

  55. Why i'm not surprise that this video start with billie? Boring.

  56. Why is the whale everywhere.

  57. They went eazy on lizzo. There’s so many funny things and worst things I’ve seen on Twitter.

  58. Ok..this is funny.
    "Haaww-I-luuk-lawwd" 🤪🤣
    "Haaww-I-luuk-lawwd" 🤪🤣

  59. lol Cardi B drugged, kidnapped, and raped men

  60. Cardi is the definition of trash some how being famous.

  61. THE GREEN DAY ONE HAS ME ROLLINGGGG

  62. Emo Ted Cruz… I just… I can't-

  63. I swear Cardi b is soooooo uneducated

  64. Yo cardi b is so hilarious

  65. 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒒𝒍𝒐𝒘
    – cardi b

  66. I don't think I'm lou, like I don't even look lou.

  67. Howaloolou?

    -Cardi B 2019

  68. They honestly should’ve just executed Lizzo and cardib

  69. Why tf am I seeing lizzo every where now ever sense that lakers game, it’s so weird

  70. Cardi B = Kung “Lao”

  71. Everybody who makes fun of the way Cardi talks has clearly never been around Dominicans from the Bronx

  72. "There's people that don't like me wtf" ME lol

  73. The Alice cooper one had me dying 😂😂😂

  74. no one:
    cardi b: howa luk lao?

  75. "how ai look lao" -cardi b, 2019

  76. Cardi said, “suck my ass” 😂😂😂

  77. why is no one talking about how monsta x pulled up out of nowhere(omg my baby wonho)

  78. How I loo lau, nice grammar Cardi B

  79. “I’m not laough how am I lauwaughud”

  80. Cardi b disgusts me

  81. Like when they did chance tho like that wasn't even funny u was just being a mad hater like if u agree

  82. God Lizzo is a QUEEN

  83. Why did you put a garbage bin at the end of the video? I don't get it

  84. the luke bryan one was true though

  85. Person: says LOUD
    Cardi B: i only speak spaghetti

  86. Anybody else turn down the volume to see if cardi looked loud

  87. i thought i was watching a chinese movie at the end.

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