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The Kelly Clarkson Show – Chance the Rapper – September 13, 2019


>>KELLY: ♪ PARTY GIRLS DON’T>>KELLY: ♪ PARTY GIRLS DON’T
GET HURT ♪ GET HURT ♪
♪ CAN’T FEEL ANYTHING, WHEN WILL ♪ CAN’T FEEL ANYTHING, WHEN WILL
IT LEARN ♪ IT LEARN ♪
♪ PUSH IT DOWN, PUSH IT DOWN ♪ ♪ PUSH IT DOWN, PUSH IT DOWN ♪
♪ I’M THE ONE FOR A GOOD TIME ♪ I’M THE ONE FOR A GOOD TIME
CALL ♪ CALL ♪
♪ PHONE IS BLOWING UP, THEY’RE ♪ PHONE IS BLOWING UP, THEY’RE
RINGING MY DOORBELL ♪ RINGING MY DOORBELL ♪
♪ I FEEL THE LOVE, FEEL THE ♪ I FEEL THE LOVE, FEEL THE
LOVE ♪ ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ THROW THEM BACK TILL I LOSE ♪ THROW THEM BACK TILL I LOSE
COUNT ♪ COUNT ♪
♪ I’M GONNA SWING FROM THE ♪ I’M GONNA SWING FROM THE
CHANDELIER ♪ CHANDELIER ♪
♪ FROM THE CHANDELIER ♪ ♪ I’M GONNA LIVE LIKE TOMORROW
DOESN’T EXIST ♪ DOESN’T EXIST ♪
♪ LIKE IT DOESN’T EXIST ♪ ♪ I’M GONNA FLY LIKE A BIRD
THROUGH THE NIGHT, FEEL MY TEARS THROUGH THE NIGHT, FEEL MY TEARS
AS THEY DRY ♪ AS THEY DRY ♪
♪ I’M GOING TO SWING FROM THE ♪ I’M GOING TO SWING FROM THE
CHANDELIER ♪ ♪ FROM THE CHANDELIER ♪
♪ I’M HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, ♪ I’M HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE,
WON’T LOOK DOWN WON’T OPEN MY WON’T LOOK DOWN WON’T OPEN MY
EYES ♪ EYES ♪
♪ HELP ME, I’M HOLDING ON FOR ♪ HELP ME, I’M HOLDING ON FOR
DEAR LIFE ♪ DEAR LIFE ♪
♪ WON’T LOOK DOWN, WON’T OPEN MY ♪ WON’T LOOK DOWN, WON’T OPEN MY
EYES ♪ EYES ♪
♪ KEEP MY GLASS BOWL UNTIL ♪ KEEP MY GLASS BOWL UNTIL
MORNING LIGHT, BECAUSE I’M JUST MORNING LIGHT, BECAUSE I’M JUST
HOLDING ON FOR TONIGHT ♪ HOLDING ON FOR TONIGHT ♪
♪ ON FOR TONIGHT ♪ ♪ ON FOR TONIGHT ♪
♪ ON FOR TONIGHT ♪ ♪ ON FOR TONIGHT ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, WELCOME TO
“THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW”! “THE KELLY CLARKSON SHOW”!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IT’S FRIDAY, EVERYBODY, IT’S FRIDAY, EVERYBODY,
ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT?
I START EVERY EPISODE WITH AN I START EVERY EPISODE WITH AN
AUDIENCE SONG REQUEST, SELECT AUDIENCE SONG REQUEST, SELECT
MINO WHO ASKED ME TO SING ONE OF MINO WHO ASKED ME TO SING ONE OF
THE HARDEST SONGS TO SING IN THE THE HARDEST SONGS TO SING IN THE
WORLD. WORLD.
WHERE IS HANNAH? WHERE IS HANNAH?
THERE IS HANNAH! THERE IS HANNAH!
HEY, WHAT’S UP? HEY, WHAT’S UP?
WHAT’S HER CONNECTION — THIS IS WHAT’S HER CONNECTION — THIS IS
SUCH A — I’M JUST KIDDING, THIS SUCH A — I’M JUST KIDDING, THIS
IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING SONGS IS ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING SONGS
EVER WRITTEN, BUT WHY DID YOU EVER WRITTEN, BUT WHY DID YOU
PICK IT? PICK IT?
>>I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN>>I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN
THIS MUSIC VIDEO CAME OUT. THIS MUSIC VIDEO CAME OUT.
>>KELLY: ME TOO!>>KELLY: ME TOO!
[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
I FEEL YOU, I FEEL YOU. I FEEL YOU, I FEEL YOU.
>>IT WAS DANCED BY MATTIE>>IT WAS DANCED BY MATTIE
ZIEGLER AND ACTUALLY MOVED OUT ZIEGLER AND ACTUALLY MOVED OUT
HERE TO L.A., IT WAS ONE OF THE HERE TO L.A., IT WAS ONE OF THE
VIDEOS THAT INSPIRED ME TO BE A VIDEOS THAT INSPIRED ME TO BE A
DANCER. DANCER.
SO I’M OUT HERE, BUT I HAVE NO SO I’M OUT HERE, BUT I HAVE NO
VOCALS AND YOU DO, AND IT VOCALS AND YOU DO, AND IT
REQUIRES A VERY POWERFUL RANGE, REQUIRES A VERY POWERFUL RANGE,
AND THAT’S WHY I WANTED YOU TO AND THAT’S WHY I WANTED YOU TO
SING IT, AND YOU DID IT SING IT, AND YOU DID IT
BEAUTIFULLY! BEAUTIFULLY!
>>KELLY: THANK YOU!>>KELLY: THANK YOU!
SO YOU’RE A DANCER CONNECT SO YOU’RE A DANCER CONNECT
>>YES.>>YES.
>>KELLY: I LOVE THAT!>>KELLY: I LOVE THAT!
>>I LOVE YOU GREATEST BE WHAT I>>I LOVE YOU GREATEST BE WHAT I
ACTUALLY DANCED AS A KID. ACTUALLY DANCED AS A KID.
I LOVE MUSIC AND DANCING WAS I LOVE MUSIC AND DANCING WAS
LIKE MY FIRST KIND OF LIKE MY FIRST KIND OF
INTRODUCTION TO THAT, SO I LOVE INTRODUCTION TO THAT, SO I LOVE
THAT YOU’RE A DANCER, AWESOME, THAT YOU’RE A DANCER, AWESOME,
WELCOME TO L.A.! WELCOME TO L.A.!
>>THANK YOU SO MUCH!>>THANK YOU SO MUCH!
>>KELLY: SPEAKING OF SINGING,>>KELLY: SPEAKING OF SINGING,
HAVE YOU SEEN THE HASHTAG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HASHTAG
#POLICECARKARAOKE. #POLICECARKARAOKE.
COPS ACROSS AMERICA ARE COPS ACROSS AMERICA ARE
RECORDING THEMSELVES SINGING IN RECORDING THEMSELVES SINGING IN
THEIR SQUAD CARS AND POSTING THEIR SQUAD CARS AND POSTING
WITH AT HASHTAG. WITH AT HASHTAG.
MANY OF THE VIDEOS HAVE GONE MANY OF THE VIDEOS HAVE GONE
VIRAL, INCLUDING ONE MADE BY TWO VIRAL, INCLUDING ONE MADE BY TWO
POLICE OFFICERS I MET LAST POLICE OFFICERS I MET LAST
SUMMER THAT I LOVE THEM. SUMMER THAT I LOVE THEM.
TODAY THEY ARE IN MY AUDIENCE. TODAY THEY ARE IN MY AUDIENCE.
SAY HELLO TO OFFICERS, JACKSON SAY HELLO TO OFFICERS, JACKSON
AND MIKE FROM THE CAPITAL POLICE AND MIKE FROM THE CAPITAL POLICE
IN TOPEKA, KANSAS! IN TOPEKA, KANSAS!
WHAT’S UP, Y’ALL TO HOW WOULD WHAT’S UP, Y’ALL TO HOW WOULD
YOU ALL BEEN DOING? YOU ALL BEEN DOING?
I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE TWO OR! I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE TWO OR!
ARE YOU STILL SINGING? ARE YOU STILL SINGING?
>>YES I AM.>>YES I AM.
>>KELLY: HERE’S MY THING, CAN>>KELLY: HERE’S MY THING, CAN
YOU HIT — I KNOW YOU CAN SING, YOU HIT — I KNOW YOU CAN SING,
SO CAN YOU HIT THAT NOTE IN SO CAN YOU HIT THAT NOTE IN
“CHANDELIER”? “CHANDELIER”?
>>♪ MY CHANDELIER ♪>>♪ MY CHANDELIER ♪
>>KELLY: OKAY!>>KELLY: OKAY!
YOU EVEN HAVE LIKE A LITTLE YOU EVEN HAVE LIKE A LITTLE
VIBRATO. VIBRATO.
GIVE IT TO US! GIVE IT TO US!
>>NOPE.>>NOPE.
>>KELLY: THESE GUYS ARE>>KELLY: THESE GUYS ARE
REALLY SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE REALLY SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE
THEY DID REALLY HELP ME OUT ON THEY DID REALLY HELP ME OUT ON
TOUR. TOUR.
THESE PAST SPRING I USE MY THESE PAST SPRING I USE MY
MEANING OF LIFE TO HER TO MEANING OF LIFE TO HER TO
PREPARE FOR THIS TALK SHOW BY PREPARE FOR THIS TALK SHOW BY
INTERVIEWING RED PEOPLE IN EVERY INTERVIEWING RED PEOPLE IN EVERY
CITY WHEN THEY WERE MY GUESTS IN CITY WHEN THEY WERE MY GUESTS IN
KANSAS. KANSAS.
NOT ONLY DID I GET TO TALK TO NOT ONLY DID I GET TO TALK TO
THEM, BUT LAMONT GET 50,000 THEM, BUT LAMONT GET 50,000
PEOPLE A PERFORMANCE TO PEOPLE A PERFORMANCE TO
REMEMBER, TAKE A LOOK.>>♪ FIND ME ♪
♪ OH STAND ♪ ♪ OH STAND ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪ ♪ STAND BY ME ♪
♪ STAND BY ME ♪ ♪ STUMBLE AND FALL ♪
>>KELLY: SO SINCE THAT MOMENT>>KELLY: SO SINCE THAT MOMENT
HAS HAPPENED, HOW IS THE HAS HAPPENED, HOW IS THE
COMMUNITY RESPONDED? COMMUNITY RESPONDED?
>>KELLY, IT’S BEEN AWESOME.>>KELLY, IT’S BEEN AWESOME.
KIDS WILL COME UP TO US, GIVE US KIDS WILL COME UP TO US, GIVE US
A HUG. A HUG.
PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES WITH US. PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES WITH US.
WE WILL GET INVITED TO COMMUNITY WE WILL GET INVITED TO COMMUNITY
ADVANCED — ADVANCED —
>>KELLY: TWO THINGS,>>KELLY: TWO THINGS,
OBVIOUSLY. OBVIOUSLY.
>>IT’S BEEN GREAT.>>IT’S BEEN GREAT.
>>KELLY: A LAMONT, HOW’S IT>>KELLY: A LAMONT, HOW’S IT
BEEN GOING? BEEN GOING?
>>GREAT.>>GREAT.
USUALLY WHEN I SING IN YOUR USUALLY WHEN I SING IN YOUR
FORMATS FOR A FALLEN OFFICER, SO FORMATS FOR A FALLEN OFFICER, SO
IT’S JUST NICE TO ACTUALLY SING IT’S JUST NICE TO ACTUALLY SING
IN UNIFORM AND SEE THE PEOPLE IN UNIFORM AND SEE THE PEOPLE
CHEER IN A POSITIVE BEACON OUT CHEER IN A POSITIVE BEACON OUT
THERE. THERE.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
AND I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY. AND I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY.
>>KELLY: THANK YOU GUYS, SO>>KELLY: THANK YOU GUYS, SO
MUCH, FOR SERVING OUR COMMUNITY MUCH, FOR SERVING OUR COMMUNITY
AND FOR BEING HERE TODAY, I LOVE AND FOR BEING HERE TODAY, I LOVE
YOU ALL, YOU KNOW THAT. YOU ALL, YOU KNOW THAT.
I WANT TO BRING MY FIRST GUEST I WANT TO BRING MY FIRST GUEST
OUT RIGHT NOW. OUT RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW THIS GUY IS A YOU KNOW THIS GUY IS A
THREE-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER THREE-TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER
JUST BECAME THE FIRST EVER JUST BECAME THE FIRST EVER
INDEPENDENT ARTIST TO HIT INDEPENDENT ARTIST TO HIT
1 BILLION STREAMS ON SOUNDCLOUD, 1 BILLION STREAMS ON SOUNDCLOUD,
THAT’S BILLION WITH A B. THAT’S BILLION WITH A B.
FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED “THE BIG FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED “THE BIG
DAY” AND ITS OUT NOW. DAY” AND ITS OUT NOW.
GIVE IT UP FOR CHANCE THE GIVE IT UP FOR CHANCE THE
RAPPER, Y’ALL! RAPPER, Y’ALL!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>KELLY: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>>CHANCE: THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>CHANCE: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>KELLY: COME ON! SO HERE’S THE EXCITING THING —
FIRST OF ALL COMMIT THEY DON’T FIRST OF ALL COMMIT THEY DON’T
USUALLY DO THAT — YOU WERE USUALLY DO THAT — YOU WERE
AMAZING, THEY LOVE YOU. AMAZING, THEY LOVE YOU.
>>CHANCE: A BEAUTIFUL>>CHANCE: A BEAUTIFUL
AUDIENCE. AUDIENCE.
Y’ALL ARE GOOD. Y’ALL ARE GOOD.
THIS IS ALSO A PITIFUL SET. THIS IS ALSO A PITIFUL SET.
THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
NICEST SETS I’VE EVER BEEN ON. NICEST SETS I’VE EVER BEEN ON.
>>KELLY: THANK YOU!>>KELLY: THANK YOU!
BUT HERE’S THE THING, I KNOW BUT HERE’S THE THING, I KNOW
THAT YOU DO A LOT TO HELP OUT THAT YOU DO A LOT TO HELP OUT
YOUR COMMUNITY AND I THINK YOUR COMMUNITY AND I THINK
THAT’S AN AMAZING THING, YOU THAT’S AN AMAZING THING, YOU
WANT EVERY THING TO BE PEACEFUL, WANT EVERY THING TO BE PEACEFUL,
GREAT, EVERYBODY TO BE GREAT, EVERYBODY TO BE
RESPECTED, IS THAT A BIG THING RESPECTED, IS THAT A BIG THING
FOR YOU? FOR YOU?
ESPECIALLY COMING FROM CHICAGO? ESPECIALLY COMING FROM CHICAGO?
>>CHANCE: TOTALLY.>>CHANCE: TOTALLY.
I FOUNDED THIS NONPROFIT IN I FOUNDED THIS NONPROFIT IN
CHICAGO CALLED SOCIAL WORKS AND CHICAGO CALLED SOCIAL WORKS AND
OUR MAIN FOCUS IS YOUTH, SO OUR MAIN FOCUS IS YOUTH, SO
YOUTH EDUCATION AND CIVICS, LIKE YOUTH EDUCATION AND CIVICS, LIKE
MAKING SURE THAT THEIR SCHOOLS MAKING SURE THAT THEIR SCHOOLS
ARE FUNDED, SO WE ACTUALLY ARE FUNDED, SO WE ACTUALLY
DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS A DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS A
COUPLE YEARS AGO — COUPLE YEARS AGO —
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>KELLY: WOW!>>KELLY: WOW!
>>CHANCE: BUT IT’S ACTUALLY>>CHANCE: BUT IT’S ACTUALLY
STARTED TO KIND OF FUN ALLOWED STARTED TO KIND OF FUN ALLOWED
INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS SO INTO A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS SO
NOW WE DEAL WITH HOMELESS NOW WE DEAL WITH HOMELESS
POPULATION, HOMELESS AND POPULATION, HOMELESS AND
TRANSIENT AND ALSO MENTAL HEALTH TRANSIENT AND ALSO MENTAL HEALTH
HAS BEEN A BIG THING SO I HAS BEEN A BIG THING SO I
DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS TO DONATED A MILLION DOLLARS TO
MENTAL HEALTH LAST YEAR. MENTAL HEALTH LAST YEAR.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
>>KELLY: MENTAL HEALTH IS A>>KELLY: MENTAL HEALTH IS A
BIG DEAL EVERYWHERE. BIG DEAL EVERYWHERE.
>>CHANCE: WE CAN ALL BE>>CHANCE: WE CAN ALL BE
AFFECTED BY IT PERSONALLY, BUT AFFECTED BY IT PERSONALLY, BUT
ALSO JUST LIKE IN THE WAY THAT ALSO JUST LIKE IN THE WAY THAT
OUR FAMILIES OPERATE WHEN WE OUR FAMILIES OPERATE WHEN WE
FIND OUT HOW CLOSE IT CAN HIT FIND OUT HOW CLOSE IT CAN HIT
TWO HOME, IT JUST LETS YOU KNOW TWO HOME, IT JUST LETS YOU KNOW
YOUR PROXIMITY TO IT IS MUCH YOUR PROXIMITY TO IT IS MUCH
CLOSER THAN YOU THINK. CLOSER THAN YOU THINK.
THAT’S WHAT I GOT INVOLVED IN THAT’S WHAT I GOT INVOLVED IN
BUT IT’S ALWAYS BEEN REPORTING BUT IT’S ALWAYS BEEN REPORTING
TO ME. TO ME.
>>KELLY: I THINK THAT’S>>KELLY: I THINK THAT’S
AMAZING, YOU’RE DOING SUCH A AMAZING, YOU’RE DOING SUCH A
GOOD THING IN THE SPOTLIGHT, GOOD THING IN THE SPOTLIGHT,
IT’S COOL. IT’S COOL.
>>CHANCE: THANK YOU.>>CHANCE: THANK YOU.
>>KELLY: YOU ALSO — NOT YOU,>>KELLY: YOU ALSO — NOT YOU,
BUT YOUR GIRL HAD ANOTHER BABY, BUT YOUR GIRL HAD ANOTHER BABY,
RIGHT? RIGHT?
>>CHANCE: YES, MY WIFE.>>CHANCE: YES, MY WIFE.
>>KELLY: THREE FEMALES IN>>KELLY: THREE FEMALES IN
YOUR HOUSE. YOUR HOUSE.
THAT’S A LOT OF ESTROGEN. THAT’S A LOT OF ESTROGEN.
>>CHANCE: YEAH.>>CHANCE: YEAH.
A LOT OF GIRL ENERGY. A LOT OF GIRL ENERGY.
>>KELLY: DOES A LOT OF FEMALE>>KELLY: DOES A LOT OF FEMALE
EMPOWERMENT GOING ON AT YOUR EMPOWERMENT GOING ON AT YOUR
HOUSE. HOUSE.
WE TODAY DEFINITELY EMPOWERED WE TODAY DEFINITELY EMPOWERED
RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW.
>>KELLY: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THE>>KELLY: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THE
ODD MAN OUT? ODD MAN OUT?
>>CHANCE: SOMETIMES.>>CHANCE: SOMETIMES.
I THINK IT’S GOOD TO HAVE THAT I THINK IT’S GOOD TO HAVE THAT
BECAUSE AS A DUDE I HANG OUT BECAUSE AS A DUDE I HANG OUT
WITH MOSTLY DUDES AND WE GET WITH MOSTLY DUDES AND WE GET
VERY STINKY AND LOUD AND STUFF VERY STINKY AND LOUD AND STUFF
ALL THE TIME, AND TO GET TO COME ALL THE TIME, AND TO GET TO COME
HOME AND JUST HAVE LIKE A WHOLE HOME AND JUST HAVE LIKE A WHOLE
BUNCH OF PRINCESSES THAT ARE BUNCH OF PRINCESSES THAT ARE
JUST NOT STINKY OR LOUD. JUST NOT STINKY OR LOUD.
>>KELLY: WHY IS THAT THOUGH?>>KELLY: WHY IS THAT THOUGH?
I HAVE BEEN ON A BUS WITH BOYS I HAVE BEEN ON A BUS WITH BOYS
AS WELL AND THAT’S WHY GENERALLY AS WELL AND THAT’S WHY GENERALLY
I STAND MY OWN BUS NOW, BUT WHAT IS IT WITH MEN ON TOUR AND — IS
A SHOWER OFFENSIVE? A SHOWER OFFENSIVE?
>>CHANCE: WE CAN’T HELP>>CHANCE: WE CAN’T HELP
OURSELVES. OURSELVES.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>>KELLY: IT’S A TRUE THING.>>KELLY: IT’S A TRUE THING.
I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS BECAUSE YOU I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS BECAUSE YOU
PUSHED — YOU PUSHED GOING BACK PUSHED — YOU PUSHED GOING BACK
ONTO HER BECAUSE OF PATERNITY ONTO HER BECAUSE OF PATERNITY
LEAVE. LEAVE.
WHICH I LOVE, BECAUSE MEN NEVER WHICH I LOVE, BECAUSE MEN NEVER
GET THAT. GET THAT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS AWESOME. I THOUGHT THAT WAS AWESOME.
>>CHANCE: THANKS, YEAH.>>CHANCE: THANKS, YEAH.
>>KELLY: JUST SO YOU KNOW>>KELLY: JUST SO YOU KNOW
FROM A WOMAN THAT’S HAD FROM A WOMAN THAT’S HAD
CHILDREN, YOUR WIFE LOVES YOU CHILDREN, YOUR WIFE LOVES YOU
FORWARD BECAUSE BEING LEFT AT FORWARD BECAUSE BEING LEFT AT
HOME WITH ALL OF THAT IS A LOT. HOME WITH ALL OF THAT IS A LOT.
>>CHANCE: WHEN I WENT ON TO>>CHANCE: WHEN I WENT ON TO
RIGHT AFTER MY OLDEST WAS BORN I RIGHT AFTER MY OLDEST WAS BORN I
THINK THREE YEARS AGO, I WENT ON THINK THREE YEARS AGO, I WENT ON
TOUR TWO WEEKS AFTER SHE WAS TOUR TWO WEEKS AFTER SHE WAS
BORN AND SO THAT WAS LIKE THE BORN AND SO THAT WAS LIKE THE
TIME THAT HER MOM REALLY NEEDED TIME THAT HER MOM REALLY NEEDED
MY HELP AND NOW WE GOT TWO KIDS, MY HELP AND NOW WE GOT TWO KIDS,
WHICH IF ANYBODY DOESN’T KNOW, WHICH IF ANYBODY DOESN’T KNOW,
IS WAY HARDER THAN HAVING ONE IS WAY HARDER THAN HAVING ONE
KID! KID!
DOES A LOT OF DEMAND FOR DOES A LOT OF DEMAND FOR
ATTENTION AND JUST — BUT YEAH, ATTENTION AND JUST — BUT YEAH,
OVERALL IT’S AN OVERWHELMING OVERALL IT’S AN OVERWHELMING
EXPERIENCE FOR BOTH OF US AND I EXPERIENCE FOR BOTH OF US AND I
CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE CAN IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE
LIKE FOR HER TO HAVE TO DO THAT LIKE FOR HER TO HAVE TO DO THAT
BY HERSELF, — BY HERSELF, —
>>KELLY: MY MOM WAS A SINGLE>>KELLY: MY MOM WAS A SINGLE
MOM AND I ALWAYS LOOK AT THAT MOM AND I ALWAYS LOOK AT THAT
AND I’M LIKE, WHAT, I DON’T EVEN AND I’M LIKE, WHAT, I DON’T EVEN
KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE. KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.
BUT HERE’S THE THING TOO, I LOVE BUT HERE’S THE THING TOO, I LOVE
YOUR LOVE STORY. YOUR LOVE STORY.
I JUST RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT YOUR I JUST RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT YOUR
LOVE STORY AND HOW YOU MET YOUR LOVE STORY AND HOW YOU MET YOUR
WIFE AND THEN LATER IN LIFE IT WIFE AND THEN LATER IN LIFE IT
HAPPENED. HAPPENED.
CAN YOU DO A QUICK SYNOPSIS FOR CAN YOU DO A QUICK SYNOPSIS FOR
US? US?
IT SWEET. IT SWEET.
>>CHANCE: QUICK STORY, PEOPLE>>CHANCE: QUICK STORY, PEOPLE
LOVE TO HEAR THE STORY. LOVE TO HEAR THE STORY.
SO MY MOTHER USED TO WORK AT A SO MY MOTHER USED TO WORK AT A
REAL ESTATE AGENCY FOR MY WIFE’S REAL ESTATE AGENCY FOR MY WIFE’S
MOTHER. MOTHER.
AND THEY BASICALLY WOULD THROW AND THEY BASICALLY WOULD THROW
THESE OFFICE PARTIES THAT THEY THESE OFFICE PARTIES THAT THEY
WOULD ALL BRING THEIR KIDS TO WOULD ALL BRING THEIR KIDS TO
AND ONE TIME I WENT TO ONE AND AND ONE TIME I WENT TO ONE AND
THEY WERE DOING A DESTINY’S THEY WERE DOING A DESTINY’S
CHILD DANCE AND I SAW HER AND I CHILD DANCE AND I SAW HER AND I
WAS LIKE, “I LIKE WHAT I SEE.” WAS LIKE, “I LIKE WHAT I SEE.”
>>CHANCE: I CAN GET INTO>>CHANCE: I CAN GET INTO
THAT! THAT!
>>CHANCE: YEAH, I DIDN’T SEE>>CHANCE: YEAH, I DIDN’T SEE
HER — LET’S JUST SAY FOR A LONG HER — LET’S JUST SAY FOR A LONG
TIME, ABOUT TEN YEARS. TIME, ABOUT TEN YEARS.
WE MET EACH OTHER AT FESTIVAL. WE MET EACH OTHER AT FESTIVAL.
>>KELLY: ♪ REWRITE A CLOSE ♪>>KELLY: ♪ REWRITE A CLOSE ♪
♪>>CHANCE: AND YOU FEEL SO ♪>>CHANCE: AND YOU FEEL SO
GOOD! GOOD!
SO GOOD, RIGHT? SO GOOD, RIGHT?
>>KELLY: [LAUGHS]>>KELLY: [LAUGHS]
>>CHANCE: BUT WE SAW EACH>>CHANCE: BUT WE SAW EACH
OTHER AND HIT IT OFF AND WE OTHER AND HIT IT OFF AND WE
STARTED DATING AND EMILY AT STARTED DATING AND EMILY AT
KIMBERLY AND GOT MARRIED AND NOW KIMBERLY AND GOT MARRIED AND NOW
WE HAVE MARLEY. WE HAVE MARLEY.
>>KELLY: THAT’S SO COOL, WHAT>>KELLY: THAT’S SO COOL, WHAT
A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, I LOVE A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY, I LOVE
THAT! THAT!
Y’ALL LOOK REAL GOOD! Y’ALL LOOK REAL GOOD!
>>CHANCE: THANK YOU.>>CHANCE: THANK YOU.
>>KELLY: WITH GOT TO TAKE A>>KELLY: WITH GOT TO TAKE A
BREAK. BREAK.
WILL YOU HELP US OUT, WILL YOU WILL YOU HELP US OUT, WILL YOU
TAKE US TO BREAK? TAKE US TO BREAK?
>>CHANCE THE RAPPER.>>CHANCE THE RAPPER.
WHEN WE COME BACK! WHEN WE COME BACK!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, I’M BACK WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER!
YOU ARE ALSO — I WORK WITH JOHN YOU ARE ALSO — I WORK WITH JOHN
LEGEND ON THE BOYS AND HE IS AN LEGEND ON THE BOYS AND HE IS AN
EXECUTIVE PURSE OR THE SHOW EXECUTIVE PURSE OR THE SHOW
YOU’RE DOING. YOU’RE DOING.
>>Chance: RHYTHM AND FLOW!>>Chance: RHYTHM AND FLOW!
>>Kelly: IT’S NOT OUT YET BUT>>Kelly: IT’S NOT OUT YET BUT
IT’S YOU AND CARTY AND T.I.? IT’S YOU AND CARTY AND T.I.?
>>Chance: YEAH.>>Chance: YEAH.
>>Kelly: IT’S A JUDGE THOUGH,>>Kelly: IT’S A JUDGE THOUGH,
RIGHT? RIGHT?
>>Chance: YEAH, HIP-HOP’S>>Chance: YEAH, HIP-HOP’S
FIRST EVER OFFICIAL LEGITIMATE FIRST EVER OFFICIAL LEGITIMATE
HIP-HOP CONTEST SHOW HOSTED BY HIP-HOP CONTEST SHOW HOSTED BY
MYSELF, THE LEGENDARY T.I., AND MYSELF, THE LEGENDARY T.I., AND
THE AMAZING CARDI B. THE AMAZING CARDI B.
>>Kelly: IT’S GOING TO BE>>Kelly: IT’S GOING TO BE
FUNNY. FUNNY.
>>Chance: YEAH.>>Chance: YEAH.
AND IT’S BASICALLY REALLY COOL AND IT’S BASICALLY REALLY COOL
BECAUSE WITH A LOT OF THE DASH BECAUSE WITH A LOT OF THE DASH
THOSE TV COMPETITION SHOWS AND THOSE TV COMPETITION SHOWS AND
MUSIC LIKE AT THE END THEY GIVE MUSIC LIKE AT THE END THEY GIVE
YOU A RECORD CONTRACT AND THEY YOU A RECORD CONTRACT AND THEY
KIND OF LIKE MESS YOU OVERCOME KIND OF LIKE MESS YOU OVERCOME
IT AT THE TV VERSION OF WHAT I IT AT THE TV VERSION OF WHAT I
WANT TO SAY. WANT TO SAY.
>>Kelly: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,>>Kelly: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
CHANCE? CHANCE?
I HAVE NO I DON’T YOU’RE TALKING I HAVE NO I DON’T YOU’RE TALKING
ABOUT! ABOUT!
>>Chance: I’M SO SORRY, I>>Chance: I’M SO SORRY, I
DIDN’T MEAN THAT, KELLY! DIDN’T MEAN THAT, KELLY!
I’M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT I’M NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT
THEM. THEM.
>>Kelly: THAT’S MY LIFE, WHAT>>Kelly: THAT’S MY LIFE, WHAT
YOU JUST SAID, BUT I GOT OUT OF YOU JUST SAID, BUT I GOT OUT OF
IT! IT!
>>Chance: YEAH.>>Chance: YEAH.
>>Kelly: I WAS LIKE THE FIRST>>Kelly: I WAS LIKE THE FIRST
ONE THAT GOT SUCKED INTO THAT ONE THAT GOT SUCKED INTO THAT
VERY>>Chance: YOU WERE, VERY>>Chance: YOU WERE,
LITERALLY. LITERALLY.
I’M SO SORRY! I’M SO SORRY!
AND DAYTIME TV, BECAUSE THEY AND DAYTIME TV, BECAUSE THEY
PROBABLY DON’T KNOW, I’M SUPER PROBABLY DON’T KNOW, I’M SUPER
INDEPENDENT. INDEPENDENT.
I’M AT THE RAPPER THAT DOESN’T I’M AT THE RAPPER THAT DOESN’T
HAVE A LABEL, THAT’S LIKE MY HAVE A LABEL, THAT’S LIKE MY
CALLING CARD. CALLING CARD.
>>Kelly: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT!>>Kelly: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT!
>>Chance: YOU DIDN’T?>>Chance: YOU DIDN’T?
>>Kelly: I DIDN’T UNTIL TODAY>>Kelly: I DIDN’T UNTIL TODAY
TODAY. TODAY.
YOU WERE SO HUGE. YOU WERE SO HUGE.
BUT THAT’S AN AMAZING THING. BUT THAT’S AN AMAZING THING.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.
>>Chance: IT’S THE WAY OF THE>>Chance: IT’S THE WAY OF THE
FUTURE. FUTURE.
>>Kelly: AND YOU GET TO>>Kelly: AND YOU GET TO
DECIDE ANYTHING. DECIDE ANYTHING.
THAT’S AWESOME. THAT’S AWESOME.
YOU ARE BEASLEY HAVE A REALLY YOU ARE BEASLEY HAVE A REALLY
GREAT TEAM THAT HELPS YOU — GREAT TEAM THAT HELPS YOU —
>>Chance: AMAZING PEOPLE.>>Chance: AMAZING PEOPLE.
A LOT OF THEM I’VE BEEN WORKING A LOT OF THEM I’VE BEEN WORKING
WITH SINCE DAY ONE. WITH SINCE DAY ONE.
MY DAD ESPECIALLY, MY BROTHER. MY DAD ESPECIALLY, MY BROTHER.
SHOUT OUT TO LANE, REESE, PAT, SHOUT OUT TO LANE, REESE, PAT,
KEVIN. KEVIN.
KP. KP.
THIS IS SO COOL. THIS IS SO COOL.
I FEEL LIKE I’M ON — HEY, WHAT I FEEL LIKE I’M ON — HEY, WHAT
UP! UP!
>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!
ALL RIGHT, WELL I WANT TO HAVE ALL RIGHT, WELL I WANT TO HAVE
MY NEXT GUEST JOIN US RIGHT NOW MY NEXT GUEST JOIN US RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE LIKE CHANCE, SHE IS ALSO BECAUSE LIKE CHANCE, SHE IS ALSO
A BREATH OF FRESH AIR. A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
YOU KNOW HER FROM THE SHOW YOU KNOW HER FROM THE SHOW
“WORKAHOLICS” IN THE MOVIE “22 “WORKAHOLICS” IN THE MOVIE “22
JUMP STREET.” JUMP STREET.”
HER NEW FILM IS CALLED “BRITNEY HER NEW FILM IS CALLED “BRITNEY
RUNS AMERICA.” RUNS AMERICA.”
TAKE A LOOK. TAKE A LOOK.
>>IT’S SWEAT.>>IT’S SWEAT.
I RAN TODAY. I RAN TODAY.
>>WHY DID YOU DO THAT?>>WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
WAS PSALMODY CHASING YOU OR WAS PSALMODY CHASING YOU OR
SOMETHING? SOMETHING?
>>MISSES YOU, HONEY!>>MISSES YOU, HONEY!
>>YOU LOOK SO GOOD!>>YOU LOOK SO GOOD!
>>I LOOK LIKE YOU HAPPEN TO BE>>I LOOK LIKE YOU HAPPEN TO BE
UNDER A WOMAN WHEN HER WATER UNDER A WOMAN WHEN HER WATER
BROKE.>>I DON’T GET IT.
>>GOODBYE.>>GOODBYE.
>>Kelly: SAY HELLO TO JILLIAN>>Kelly: SAY HELLO TO JILLIAN
BELL, Y’ALL! BELL, Y’ALL!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: IT’S A CRAZY SET, IT>>Kelly: IT’S A CRAZY SET, IT
IS BURIED BUT HERE’S THE THING, IS BURIED BUT HERE’S THE THING,
FIRST OF ALL, YOUR HILARIOUS. FIRST OF ALL, YOUR HILARIOUS.
>>Jillian: THANK YOU!>>Jillian: THANK YOU!
>>Kelly: I WALKED INTO YOUR>>Kelly: I WALKED INTO YOUR
ROOM — ROOM —
>>Chance: AND WITH THAT I>>Chance: AND WITH THAT I
SAY, YOUR KELLY CLAXTON! SAY, YOUR KELLY CLAXTON!
>>Kelly: YOU GENUINELY MAKE>>Kelly: YOU GENUINELY MAKE
ME LAUGH SO HARD. ME LAUGH SO HARD.
I THINK YOUR HUNGER IS STELLAR. I THINK YOUR HUNGER IS STELLAR.
>>Jillian: THIS IS VERY>>Jillian: THIS IS VERY
EXCITING. EXCITING.
>>Kelly: I WAS ACTUALLY GOING>>Kelly: I WAS ACTUALLY GOING
TO ASK! TO ASK!
I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO ASK YOU, I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO ASK YOU,
DID YOU TRAIN FOR A MARATHON, DID YOU TRAIN FOR A MARATHON,
AND IF YOU DID, DID YOU LISTEN AND IF YOU DID, DID YOU LISTEN
TO CHANCE? TO CHANCE?
WAS GETTING A GOING? WAS GETTING A GOING?
>>Jillian: YOU WERE ON A>>Jillian: YOU WERE ON A
PLAYLIST OF MINE. PLAYLIST OF MINE.
>>Chance: I’M FREAKING OUT>>Chance: I’M FREAKING OUT
RIGHT NOW THAT I’M SITTING NEXT RIGHT NOW THAT I’M SITTING NEXT
TO YOU. TO YOU.
>>Jillian: ARE YOU SERIOUS?>>Jillian: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>Chance: I KNOW ADAM AND I’M>>Chance: I KNOW ADAM AND I’M
YOUR BIGGEST FAN. YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE YOU WITH I WOULD LOVE TO SHARE YOU WITH
ADAM. ADAM.
>>Jillian: OH, MY GOD!>>Jillian: OH, MY GOD!
>>Chance: I LOVE YOU!>>Chance: I LOVE YOU!
THIS IS CRAZY! THIS IS CRAZY!
>>Jillian: YOU’RE SO FUNNY!>>Jillian: YOU’RE SO FUNNY!
YOU ARE DEFINITELY ON MY YOU ARE DEFINITELY ON MY
PLAYLIST. I ALSO HAD LIKE A LOT OF PITBULL
PITBULL. PITBULL.
>>Kelly: ANYTHING THAT WOULD>>Kelly: ANYTHING THAT WOULD
KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.
>>Jillian: TELLS YOU “YOU’VE>>Jillian: TELLS YOU “YOU’VE
GOT THIS!” GOT THIS!”
FRIDAY AND GO TO THE CLUB! FRIDAY AND GO TO THE CLUB!
IS JUST GOT YOUR PAYCHECK. IS JUST GOT YOUR PAYCHECK.
SPEND IT ALL IN ONE DAY! SPEND IT ALL IN ONE DAY!
>>Kelly: SPEND IT ALL, WORK>>Kelly: SPEND IT ALL, WORK
HARD AND SPEND IT ALL IN ONE HARD AND SPEND IT ALL IN ONE
NIGHT. NIGHT.
>>Jillian: PART OF THAT WAS>>Jillian: PART OF THAT WAS
MOTIVATIONAL TO ME. MOTIVATIONAL TO ME.
I LISTEN TO A LOT OF “THIS I LISTEN TO A LOT OF “THIS
AMERICAN LIFE” TOO. AMERICAN LIFE” TOO.
DO YOU LISTEN TO THAT? DO YOU LISTEN TO THAT?
THE PODCAST. THE PODCAST.
IT’S VERY SERIOUS, STORIES ABOUT IT’S VERY SERIOUS, STORIES ABOUT
PEOPLE’S LIVES, BUT ANYTHING TO PEOPLE’S LIVES, BUT ANYTHING TO
DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT I DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT I
WAS RUNNING. WAS RUNNING.
>>Kelly: HAVE TO HAVE JAY-Z,>>Kelly: HAVE TO HAVE JAY-Z,
SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALL SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL ALL
POWERFUL TO KEEP GOING. POWERFUL TO KEEP GOING.
>>Jillian: UNDERSTAND, BUT>>Jillian: UNDERSTAND, BUT
AFTER A WHILE, JAY-Z, I KNOW AFTER A WHILE, JAY-Z, I KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO SAY, WHAT WHAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO SAY, WHAT
ELSE? ELSE?
WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO KEEP ME WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO KEEP ME
MOVING? MOVING?
>>Chance: [LAUGHS]>>Chance: [LAUGHS]
SO MUCH RUNNING FOR THIS FILM. SO MUCH RUNNING FOR THIS FILM.
>>Kelly: SEE LAST –>>Kelly: SEE LAST —
>>Jillian: I LOST 30 POUNDS!>>Jillian: I LOST 30 POUNDS!
>>Kelly: IT’S HARD!>>Kelly: IT’S HARD!
>>Jillian: IT’S VERY HARD.>>Jillian: IT’S VERY HARD.
>>Kelly: IT’S SO HARD.>>Kelly: IT’S SO HARD.
>>Jillian: I DEFTLY GAINED>>Jillian: I DEFTLY GAINED
SOME OF IT BACK BUT I THINK SOME OF IT BACK BUT I THINK
THAT’S A GOOD THING. THAT’S A GOOD THING.
BUT IT’S TOUGH. BUT IT’S TOUGH.
>>Kelly: DID YOU REALLY RUN A>>Kelly: DID YOU REALLY RUN A
MARATHON? MARATHON?
>>Jillian: NO PURITY I GOT TO>>Jillian: NO PURITY I GOT TO
RUN PARTS OF THE NEW YORK CITY RUN PARTS OF THE NEW YORK CITY
MARATHON. MARATHON.
IT WAS A CREDIBLE VARIED IT WAS A CREDIBLE VARIED
>>Kelly: WE CAN STILL BE>>Kelly: WE CAN STILL BE
FRIENDS. FRIENDS.
PEOPLE, THEY ARE LIKE I SIGNED PEOPLE, THEY ARE LIKE I SIGNED
UP FOR THE NEW YORK CITY UP FOR THE NEW YORK CITY
MARATHON BECAUSE OF YOU, THAT’S MARATHON BECAUSE OF YOU, THAT’S
GREAT, THAT’S GREAT! GREAT, THAT’S GREAT!
I WILL CHEER YOU ON. I WILL CHEER YOU ON.
HERE’S SOME WATER. HERE’S SOME WATER.
SO GOING THROUGH A PHYSICAL SO GOING THROUGH A PHYSICAL
CHANGE, THIS IS WHY AM ASKING CHANGE, THIS IS WHY AM ASKING
BECAUSE I LITERALLY LOST ABOUT BECAUSE I LITERALLY LOST ABOUT
THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND I THE SAME AMOUNT OF WEIGHT AND I
FEEL LIKE GOING TO THAT PHYSICAL FEEL LIKE GOING TO THAT PHYSICAL
CHANGE, IT DIDN’T HELP ME CHANGE, IT DIDN’T HELP ME
BECAUSE OF HER BUT HE THOUGHT IT BECAUSE OF HER BUT HE THOUGHT IT
WAS DOING IT FOR AESTHETIC WAS DOING IT FOR AESTHETIC
REASONS BUT IT WAS MORE FOR MY REASONS BUT IT WAS MORE FOR MY
HEALTH. HEALTH.
I HAVE AN AUTOIMMUNE — THERE’S I HAVE AN AUTOIMMUNE — THERE’S
A BUNCH GOING ON, SO THAT’S WHY A BUNCH GOING ON, SO THAT’S WHY
I DID IT. I DID IT.
>>Jillian: THE FEEL LIKE WHEN>>Jillian: THE FEEL LIKE WHEN
YOU LOSE WEIGHT, YOU LOOK SO YOU LOSE WEIGHT, YOU LOOK SO
MUCH BETTER OR SOMETHING — SOME MUCH BETTER OR SOMETHING — SOME
AWFUL THING. AWFUL THING.
>>Kelly: YOUR LIGHTWEIGHT,>>Kelly: YOUR LIGHTWEIGHT,
WHAT? WHAT?
IT’S TERRIBLE. IT’S TERRIBLE.
I ACTUALLY WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR I ACTUALLY WROTE AN ARTICLE FOR
GLAMOUR MAGAZINE TALKING ABOUT GLAMOUR MAGAZINE TALKING ABOUT
HOW WOMEN AND MEN HAVE A LOT OF HOW WOMEN AND MEN HAVE A LOT OF
DIFFERENT BODIES THROUGHOUT DIFFERENT BODIES THROUGHOUT
THEIR LIVES — THEIR LIVES —
>>Kelly: GO GIRL.>>Kelly: GO GIRL.
>>Jillian: AND WE SHOULD>>Jillian: AND WE SHOULD
START CELEBRATING EVERY STAGE OF START CELEBRATING EVERY STAGE OF
IT. IT.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
I DID THIS MOVIE AND WENT FOR SO I DID THIS MOVIE AND WENT FOR SO
MANY EXPERIENCES AND SORT IT WAS MANY EXPERIENCES AND SORT IT WAS
LIKE FINDING MYSELF AGAIN AND LIKE FINDING MYSELF AGAIN AND
TRYING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH WHO TRYING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH WHO
THAT IS BECAUSE IT’S THE LONGEST THAT IS BECAUSE IT’S THE LONGEST
RELATIONSHIP YOU’LL EVER HAVE RELATIONSHIP YOU’LL EVER HAVE
COME YOURSELF. COME YOURSELF.
>>Kelly: YOU CAN’T GET RID OF>>Kelly: YOU CAN’T GET RID OF
YOURSELF. YOURSELF.
>>Jillian: YOU CAN’T GO TO>>Jillian: YOU CAN’T GO TO
THE MOVIES WITHOUT YOURSELF, THE MOVIES WITHOUT YOURSELF,
SPOILER ALERT. SPOILER ALERT.
SO I WAS SORT OF LIKE LOOKING AT SO I WAS SORT OF LIKE LOOKING AT
OLD PICTURES AND STILL JUDGING OLD PICTURES AND STILL JUDGING
MYSELF AND I WAS LIKE, “WHY AM I MYSELF AND I WAS LIKE, “WHY AM I
LOOKING AT WHAT I WAS WEARING LOOKING AT WHAT I WAS WEARING
AND HOW TIGHT MY PANTS WERE IN AND HOW TIGHT MY PANTS WERE IN
THAT” AS OPPOSED TO THINKING “I THAT” AS OPPOSED TO THINKING “I
WAS IN ITALY EATING A GREAT MEAL WAS IN ITALY EATING A GREAT MEAL
OR SURROUNDED BY THE EXPERIENCE OR SURROUNDED BY THE EXPERIENCE
EXPERIENCE.” EXPERIENCE.”
SO I STARTED LIKE A HASHTAG SO I STARTED LIKE A HASHTAG
CALLED I GOT A LOT OF BODIES CALLED I GOT A LOT OF BODIES
BURIED>>Kelly: I’VE GOT A BURIED>>Kelly: I’VE GOT A
LOT OF BODY! LOT OF BODY!
SPEAKER EVERY TIME SOME HE ASKED SPEAKER EVERY TIME SOME HE ASKED
ME TO SIGN SOMETHING I SWEAR TO ME TO SIGN SOMETHING I SWEAR TO
GOD IN EVERY DIFFERENT GOD IN EVERY DIFFERENT
HAIRCOLOR — HAIRCOLOR —
>>Jillian: A DIFFERENT PANTS>>Jillian: A DIFFERENT PANTS
SIZE. SIZE.
UNLIKE WAS THIS WOMAN? UNLIKE WAS THIS WOMAN?
AND THEY ARE LIKE MATTHEW FROM AND THEY ARE LIKE MATTHEW FROM
TWO DAYS AGO. TWO DAYS AGO.
MY STYLIST IS DYING BACK THERE MY STYLIST IS DYING BACK THERE
BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY HAVE BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY HAVE
DRESSES IN LIKE THREE SIZES. DRESSES IN LIKE THREE SIZES.
>>Kelly: I HAVE MOST RANDOM>>Kelly: I HAVE MOST RANDOM
BODY BURIED>>Jillian: A WEEK BODY BURIED>>Jillian: A WEEK
AGO AND SHE GOES TO WANT TO TRY AGO AND SHE GOES TO WANT TO TRY
IT ON AGAIN AND I GO NO, LET’S IT ON AGAIN AND I GO NO, LET’S
JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS. JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
>>Kelly: [LAUGHS]>>Kelly: [LAUGHS]
A CHANCE, HAVE YOU A LOT OF A CHANCE, HAVE YOU A LOT OF
DIFFERENT BODIES? DIFFERENT BODIES?
>>Jillian: IT’S OKAY IF YOU>>Jillian: IT’S OKAY IF YOU
HAVEN’T. HAVEN’T.
>>Chance: I DON’T KNOW WHAT>>Chance: I DON’T KNOW WHAT
MY BODY COUNT IS. MY BODY COUNT IS.
IT’S PROBABLY PRETTY LOW THOUGH. IT’S PROBABLY PRETTY LOW THOUGH.
>>Jillian: BODY COUNT WOULD>>Jillian: BODY COUNT WOULD
BE DIFFERENT. BE DIFFERENT.
>>Chance: IT’S DAYTIME>>Chance: IT’S DAYTIME
TELEVISION! TELEVISION!
>>Kelly: WE HAVE TO TAKE A>>Kelly: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
BREAK, BUT WE WILL BE BACK WITH BREAK, BUT WE WILL BE BACK WITH
MORE FUN WITH JILLIAN BELL AND MORE FUN WITH JILLIAN BELL AND
CHANCE THE RAPPER. CHANCE THE RAPPER. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: GIVE IT UP FOR MY>>Kelly: GIVE IT UP FOR MY
BAND! BAND!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I’M BACK WITH ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I’M BACK WITH
JILLIAN BELL AND CHANCE THE JILLIAN BELL AND CHANCE THE
RAPPER! RAPPER!
SO CHANCE IS FAMOUSLY FROM SO CHANCE IS FAMOUSLY FROM
CHICAGO. CHICAGO.
WHERE DID YOU GROW UP? WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?
>>Jillian: A SMALL TOWN>>Jillian: A SMALL TOWN
CALLED LAS VEGAS. CALLED LAS VEGAS.
>>Chance: [LAUGHS]>>Chance: [LAUGHS]
>>Kelly: YOUR ACTUALLY FROM>>Kelly: YOUR ACTUALLY FROM
VEGAS? VEGAS?
>>Jillian: FROM VEGAS, BORN>>Jillian: FROM VEGAS, BORN
AND RAISED. AND RAISED.
>>Kelly: IT NO ONE IS FROM>>Kelly: IT NO ONE IS FROM
VEGAS, THAT’S CRAZY. VEGAS, THAT’S CRAZY.
>>Jillian: I KNOW PURITY>>Jillian: I KNOW PURITY
>>Kelly: DID YOU EVER SNEAK>>Kelly: DID YOU EVER SNEAK
INTO CASINOS OR BARS? INTO CASINOS OR BARS?
>>Jillian: WE WENT TO A LOT>>Jillian: WE WENT TO A LOT
OF CASINOS FOR FAMILY DINNERS. OF CASINOS FOR FAMILY DINNERS.
THAT WAS LIKE A BIG THING. THAT WAS LIKE A BIG THING.
BUT I WASN’T LIKE THE REST OF MY BUT I WASN’T LIKE THE REST OF MY
FRIENDS THAT HAD FAKE IDs, FRIENDS THAT HAD FAKE IDs,
LIKE ALL OF THEM HAD THAT. LIKE ALL OF THEM HAD THAT.
I DID NOT. I DID NOT.
I WAS A GOODY TWO SHOES. I WAS A GOODY TWO SHOES.
BUT WE WENT TO ONE BAR THAT BUT WE WENT TO ONE BAR THAT
DIDN’T CARD AND EVERYONE WAS DIDN’T CARD AND EVERYONE WAS
LIKE “PLAY IT COOL, KNOW WHAT LIKE “PLAY IT COOL, KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE GOING TO ORDER WHEN YOU YOU’RE GOING TO ORDER WHEN YOU
GET TO THE BAR.” GET TO THE BAR.”
IT WILL BE TELLING IF WE DON’T IT WILL BE TELLING IF WE DON’T
KNOW. KNOW.
EVERYONE IS LIKE, JACK AND COKE, EVERYONE IS LIKE, JACK AND COKE,
I WILL HAVE A BUDWEISER AND I GO I WILL HAVE A BUDWEISER AND I GO
“I KIND OF WANT TO SHIRLEY “I KIND OF WANT TO SHIRLEY
TEMPLE” BECAUSE IT SOUNDED SO TEMPLE” BECAUSE IT SOUNDED SO
GOOD SMACK AND THEY WERE LIKE GOOD SMACK AND THEY WERE LIKE
HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS AND KICKED HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS AND KICKED
US ALL OUT. US ALL OUT.
>>Kelly: WELL, WE HAVE A GAME>>Kelly: WELL, WE HAVE A GAME
WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY. WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY.
THIS IS CALLED THE LAST CHANCE THIS IS CALLED THE LAST CHANCE
GAME, GET IT? GAME, GET IT?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, I LIKE>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, I LIKE
THAT. THAT.
HERE’S HOW IT WORKS, WE EACH HERE’S HOW IT WORKS, WE EACH
TAKE TURNS PRESSING THIS BUTTON TAKE TURNS PRESSING THIS BUTTON
THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NOT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NOT
CONNECTED TO ANYTHING BUT I CONNECTED TO ANYTHING BUT I
PROMISE YOU IT’S ON SOME KIND OF PROMISE YOU IT’S ON SOME KIND OF
COOL BLUETOOTH OR WIRELESS THING COOL BLUETOOTH OR WIRELESS THING
HERE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IT’S HERE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IT’S
GREAT. GREAT.
WHEN WE PRESS IT, WHEN WE PRESS WHEN WE PRESS IT, WHEN WE PRESS
THE LAST CHANCE GENERATOR, THE LAST CHANCE GENERATOR,
THAT’S WHAT WE CALL IT, THE LAST THAT’S WHAT WE CALL IT, THE LAST
CHANCE GENERATOR, IT WILL CHANCE GENERATOR, IT WILL
GENERATE A QUESTION ABOUT THE GENERATE A QUESTION ABOUT THE
LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING. LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING.
SO WE EACH HAVE TO ANSWER SO WE EACH HAVE TO ANSWER
THOUGH. THOUGH.
ALTHOUGH WE ALL GET ONE PRESS, ALTHOUGH WE ALL GET ONE PRESS,
WE ALL HAVE TO ANSWER THE WE ALL HAVE TO ANSWER THE
QUESTION AND IF YOU DON’T WANT QUESTION AND IF YOU DON’T WANT
TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, THAT’S TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, THAT’S
FINE, YOU’RE SCARED, WE GET IT. FINE, YOU’RE SCARED, WE GET IT.
YOU CAN DANCE. YOU CAN DANCE.
MY BAND WILL PLAY AND YOU CAN MY BAND WILL PLAY AND YOU CAN
DANCE BUT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DANCE BUT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO
ANSWER IT. ANSWER IT.
ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY?
>>Jillian: LET’S DO IT.>>Jillian: LET’S DO IT.
>>Chance: SURE!>>Chance: SURE!
>>Kelly: CHANCE, YOU SAID YOU>>Kelly: CHANCE, YOU SAID YOU
LIKE TO DANCE, AND YOU’RE FROM LIKE TO DANCE, AND YOU’RE FROM
VEGAS, YOU GOT THIS. VEGAS, YOU GOT THIS.
CHANCE, YOU WILL LIKE THIS. CHANCE, YOU WILL LIKE THIS.
YOU GO FIRST. YOU GO FIRST.
PRESS THE GENERATOR BURIED PRESS THE GENERATOR BURIED
MUSICAL MUSICAL
>>Kelly: LAST DURING YOU OR>>Kelly: LAST DURING YOU OR
MATT TO HAD YOU REMEMBER. MATT TO HAD YOU REMEMBER.
>>Chance: I HAD A DREAM — OR>>Chance: I HAD A DREAM — OR
A NIGHTMARE. A NIGHTMARE.
I WAS RUNNING AWAY AND I I WAS RUNNING AWAY AND I
COULDN’T — I COULDN’T GET TO COULDN’T — I COULDN’T GET TO
WHEREVER I WAS TRYING TO GET — WHEREVER I WAS TRYING TO GET —
I’M SORRY, I’M TRYING TO MAKE I’M SORRY, I’M TRYING TO MAKE
YOU GUYS MY THERAPIST RIGHT NOW. YOU GUYS MY THERAPIST RIGHT NOW.
I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
THIS MEANS, IF THERE’S A JOSEPH THIS MEANS, IF THERE’S A JOSEPH
IN THE CROWD THAT CAN INTERPRET IN THE CROWD THAT CAN INTERPRET
MY DREAMS BURIED MY DREAMS BURIED
>>Kelly: I LIKE IT! >>Kelly: I LIKE IT!
I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT!
>>Chance: I COULDN’T GET>>Chance: I COULDN’T GET
THERE. THERE.
SO THAT’S MY DREAM. SO THAT’S MY DREAM.
>>Jillian: WE NEED A DREAM>>Jillian: WE NEED A DREAM
BOOK! BOOK!
>>Kelly: IS ONE OF THOSE.>>Kelly: IS ONE OF THOSE.
>>Jillian: IT WAS A WAS JUST>>Jillian: IT WAS A WAS JUST
LIKE YOUR DYING CARRIED HIM LIKE YOUR DYING CARRIED HIM
>>Kelly: IT’S LIKE WEBMD.>>Kelly: IT’S LIKE WEBMD.
EVERY TIME YOU WEBMD SOMETHING. EVERY TIME YOU WEBMD SOMETHING.
I HAVE CANCER! I HAVE CANCER!
>>Jillian: YOU’RE RUNNING>>Jillian: YOU’RE RUNNING
AWAY FROM DEATH. AWAY FROM DEATH.
>>Kelly: WHAT’S THE LAST>>Kelly: WHAT’S THE LAST
DREAM YOU HAD? DREAM YOU HAD?
>>Jillian: MINE WAS THAT I>>Jillian: MINE WAS THAT I
WAS DOING A LIVE SHOW AND I WAS DOING A LIVE SHOW AND I
WASN’T PREPARED FOR IT. I GET THAT A LOT.
>>Kelly: WAKE UP!>>Kelly: WAKE UP!
YOUR FAILING! YOUR FAILING!
>>Jillian: YOU FORGOT ALL THE>>Jillian: YOU FORGOT ALL THE
ANSWERS! ANSWERS!
>>Kelly: I HAVE THIS>>Kelly: I HAVE THIS
REOCCURRING DREAM — I HAVEN’T REOCCURRING DREAM — I HAVEN’T
HAD IT IN FOREVER AND I WAS JUST HAD IT IN FOREVER AND I WAS JUST
TELLING SOME OF THE RECENTLY TELLING SOME OF THE RECENTLY
THAT I HAD THIS DREAM, THE HOUSE THAT I HAD THIS DREAM, THE HOUSE
IS ON FIRE AND THERE’S A BOY IS ON FIRE AND THERE’S A BOY
YELLING FOR HELP AND THEN I TRY YELLING FOR HELP AND THEN I TRY
AND FIND HIM IN THE HOUSES ON AND FIND HIM IN THE HOUSES ON
FIRE AND HE’S OLDER THAN ME AND FIRE AND HE’S OLDER THAN ME AND
THEN I REACH FOR HIM AND WHEN HE THEN I REACH FOR HIM AND WHEN HE
TOUCHES MY HAND THE DREAM IS TOUCHES MY HAND THE DREAM IS
OVER. OVER.
IT’S HAPPENED SINCE I WAS A KID, IT’S HAPPENED SINCE I WAS A KID,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>>Jillian: IT’S SO CINEMATIC.>>Jillian: IT’S SO CINEMATIC.
>>Chance: YEAH.>>Chance: YEAH.
>>Jillian: MAYBE IT’S A SHORT>>Jillian: MAYBE IT’S A SHORT
FILM? FILM?
>>Kelly: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU>>Kelly: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU
KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I’M KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, BUT I’M
PRETTY DRAMATIC. PRETTY DRAMATIC.
SO IT’S MY TURN. SO IT’S MY TURN.
I’M GOING TO GO. I’M GOING TO GO.
I THINK WE JUST SKIPPED YOU. I THINK WE JUST SKIPPED YOU.
THAT’S WHAT WE JUST DID. THAT’S WHAT WE JUST DID.
OKAY — [LAUGHS] OKAY — [LAUGHS]
LAST TIME YOU PASSED GAS AND LAST TIME YOU PASSED GAS AND
BLAMED IT ON SOMEONE ELSE? BLAMED IT ON SOMEONE ELSE?
HERE’S THE THING ABOUT ME, THE HERE’S THE THING ABOUT ME, THE
WHOLE THING, NO FILTER, TRUE WHOLE THING, NO FILTER, TRUE
COLORS, THAT’S TRUE, I WILL OWN COLORS, THAT’S TRUE, I WILL OWN
IT. IT.
I WILL BE LIKE, I’M SORRY, BUT I WILL BE LIKE, I’M SORRY, BUT
I’M NOT TAKING THAT PAIN FOR I’M NOT TAKING THAT PAIN FOR
ANYONE. ANYONE.
SO I DON’T EVER BLAME IT ON SO I DON’T EVER BLAME IT ON
ANYONE. ANYONE.
>>Jillian: I KIND KIND OF>>Jillian: I KIND KIND OF
SAME AS YOU. SAME AS YOU.
I WILL WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF I WILL WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF
THE ROOM AND EVERYONE IS LIKE THE ROOM AND EVERYONE IS LIKE
WHAT’S HAPPENING? WHAT’S HAPPENING?
AND I GO, “SOMETHING.” AND I GO, “SOMETHING.”
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING. SOMETHING IS HAPPENING.
TO BE TOO I ALWAYS BLAME IT ON AND ONE OTHER PERSON LIKE IN A S
LIKE “WHAT! LIKE “WHAT!
OH, MY GOD!” OH, MY GOD!”
BUT IT’S ME THOUGH. BUT IT’S ME THOUGH.
>>Kelly: IF IT’S ONE OTHER>>Kelly: IF IT’S ONE OTHER
PERSON, THEY KNOW IT’S YOU. PERSON, THEY KNOW IT’S YOU.
>>Chance: THAT’S PART OF IT.>>Chance: THAT’S PART OF IT.
THEY KNOW THEMSELVES THAT WELL? THEY KNOW THEMSELVES THAT WELL?
>>Jillian: YOU’RE THROWING>>Jillian: YOU’RE THROWING
THEM — I THINK THAT MEANS YOUR THEM — I THINK THAT MEANS YOUR
OLD. OLD.
>>Chance: DAYTIME TV, WE>>Chance: DAYTIME TV, WE
HEAR! HEAR!
>>Kelly: ONE MORE, GO AHEAD.>>Kelly: ONE MORE, GO AHEAD.
I LOVE YOU, CHANCE! I LOVE YOU, CHANCE!
YOURS DIDN’T WORK. YOURS DIDN’T WORK.
>>Jillian: IT DIDN’T WORK>>Jillian: IT DIDN’T WORK
BURIED>>Kelly: THIS IS A BURIED>>Kelly: THIS IS A
DREAM, YOUR FAILING. DREAM, YOUR FAILING.
LAST PERSON YOU MET WHO TRULY LAST PERSON YOU MET WHO TRULY
IMPRESSED YOU. IMPRESSED YOU.
>>Jillian: I MEAN, I’M NEXT>>Jillian: I MEAN, I’M NEXT
TO THEM. TO THEM.
>>Chance: ME TO.>>Chance: ME TO.
AND KELLY BUT I ALREADY KNEW AND KELLY BUT I ALREADY KNEW
KELLY. KELLY.
>>Kelly: AND NOW I FEEL LIKE>>Kelly: AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
A JERK FOR MY ANSWER! A JERK FOR MY ANSWER!
>>Jillian: ONLY BECAUSE HE>>Jillian: ONLY BECAUSE HE
SAVED THE DAY. SAVED THE DAY.
OUR VERY FIRST PERSON WE WERE OUR VERY FIRST PERSON WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO HAVE ON THE SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ON THE SHOW WAS
KEVIN HART AND HE GOT IN THAT KEVIN HART AND HE GOT IN THAT
ACCIDENT SO LITERALLY DOWN TO ACCIDENT SO LITERALLY DOWN TO
THE MINUTE WE HAD NO ONE AND THE MINUTE WE HAD NO ONE AND
DWAYNE JOHNSON — HE DIDN’T DWAYNE JOHNSON — HE DIDN’T
CANCEL, HE LEFT A DAY EARLY AND CANCEL, HE LEFT A DAY EARLY AND
CAME AND DID MY SHOW FOR ME, SO CAME AND DID MY SHOW FOR ME, SO
IT REALLY IMPRESSED ME. IT REALLY IMPRESSED ME.
>>Kelly: LOOK FROM!>>Kelly: LOOK FROM!
AGAIN FROM HAWAII. AGAIN FROM HAWAII.
WE DON’T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER. WE DON’T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER.
>>Jillian: HIS WIFE IS STILL>>Jillian: HIS WIFE IS STILL
THERE! THERE!
NO ONE TOLD HER. NO ONE TOLD HER.
>>Kelly: I THINK HIS WIFE IS>>Kelly: I THINK HIS WIFE IS
THE REASON WHY HE CAME ON. THE REASON WHY HE CAME ON.
I’M VERY THANKFUL FOR HER. I’M VERY THANKFUL FOR HER.
ANYWAY, THAT WAS A REALLY FUN ANYWAY, THAT WAS A REALLY FUN
GAME, DID YOU ALL LIKE THAT GAME, DID YOU ALL LIKE THAT
GAME? GAME?
I THINK WE’VE LEARNED — WHAT I THINK WE’VE LEARNED — WHAT
WE’VE ALL LEARNED HERE TODAY IS WE’VE ALL LEARNED HERE TODAY IS
THAT IF YOU SMELL GAS IN YOUR THAT IF YOU SMELL GAS IN YOUR
NEAR CHANCE, HE DID IT. NEAR CHANCE, HE DID IT.
WE DIDN’T GET A CHANCE TO DANCE, WE DIDN’T GET A CHANCE TO DANCE,
LET’S DANCE TO THE BREAK. LET’S DANCE TO THE BREAK.
IT WE WILL BE BACK, Y’ALL! IT WE WILL BE BACK, Y’ALL!
♪ ♪>>Kelly: WE ARE BACK WITH>>Kelly: WE ARE BACK WITH
CHANCE THE RAPPER AND ACTRESS CHANCE THE RAPPER AND ACTRESS
JILLIAN BELL! JILLIAN BELL!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
MY NEXT GUEST ASKED ME TO HELP MY NEXT GUEST ASKED ME TO HELP
HER WITH HER LOVE LIFE BECAUSE HER WITH HER LOVE LIFE BECAUSE
SHE’S BEEN DUMPED, GHOSTED, SHE’S BEEN DUMPED, GHOSTED,
HUNTED, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HUNTED, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS — WE DID MAKE THOSE THAT MEANS — WE DID MAKE THOSE
LAST TWO UP BUT IT’S MY FIRST LAST TWO UP BUT IT’S MY FIRST
DATING SEGMENT AND IT MIGHT BE A DATING SEGMENT AND IT MIGHT BE A
LITTLE TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT LITTLE TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT
BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE
ROMANCE, GUYS. ROMANCE, GUYS.
IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
LET’S SEE IF I CAN HELP. LET’S SEE IF I CAN HELP.
PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER, Y’ALL X PLEASE WELCOME JENNIFER, Y’ALL X
MACK ALL RIGHT, JENNIFER, WHAT’S MACK ALL RIGHT, JENNIFER, WHAT’S
GOING ON, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM? GOING ON, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?
>>ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAID>>ALL THOSE THINGS YOU SAID
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
MY DATING LIFE SUCKS. MY DATING LIFE SUCKS.
>>Kelly: LOVE YOU!>>Kelly: LOVE YOU!
>>BASICALLY I KEEP ATTRACTING>>BASICALLY I KEEP ATTRACTING
JERKS AND I AM FROM MISSISSIPPI, JERKS AND I AM FROM MISSISSIPPI,
I’M A SOUTHERN BELLE. I’M A SOUTHERN BELLE.
I THINK I’M REALLY COOL AND I THINK I’M REALLY COOL AND
REALLY COOL AND OUTGOING AND REALLY COOL AND OUTGOING AND
FUN. FUN.
>>Kelly: THAT’S WHO SHE IS!>>Kelly: THAT’S WHO SHE IS!
CONFIDENT! CONFIDENT!
YOU NEED A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE YOU NEED A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE
THAT. THAT.
YOU HAVEN’T FOUND THAT YET. YOU HAVEN’T FOUND THAT YET.
>>I HAVEN’T.>>I HAVEN’T.
>>Kelly: WHAT KIND OF GUYS –>>Kelly: WHAT KIND OF GUYS —
THEY ARE ALL JERKS? THEY ARE ALL JERKS?
>>YEAH!>>YEAH!
NOT ALL, I JUST THINK — I’VE NOT ALL, I JUST THINK — I’VE
BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE THREE YEARS BEEN SINGLE FOR LIKE THREE YEARS
YEARS, — YEARS, —
>>Kelly: I’VE BEEN SINGLE FOR>>Kelly: I’VE BEEN SINGLE FOR
LIKE ALMOST SEVEN YEARS! THAT AIN’T BAD!
>>Chance: [LAUGHS]>>Chance: [LAUGHS]
>>I’VE DATED A LOT OF GUYS,>>I’VE DATED A LOT OF GUYS,
I’VE DATED ALL AROUND AND I JUST I’VE DATED ALL AROUND AND I JUST
KEEP — I GUESS I JUST KEEP KEEP — I GUESS I JUST KEEP
FINDING GUYS THAT ARE PHYSICALLY FINDING GUYS THAT ARE PHYSICALLY
ATTRACTIVE AND REALLY CUTE AND I ATTRACTIVE AND REALLY CUTE AND I
GET REALLY BLINDSIDED — GET REALLY BLINDSIDED —
>>Kelly: MAYBE THERE’S NOT A>>Kelly: MAYBE THERE’S NOT A
LOT GOING ON APPEAR? LOT GOING ON APPEAR?
>>MAYBE NOT.>>MAYBE NOT.
IF THEY JUST SEEM TO BE JERKS. IF THEY JUST SEEM TO BE JERKS.
I LIKE THE TALL, DARK, HANDSOME, I LIKE THE TALL, DARK, HANDSOME,
KIND OF LIKE CHRIS EVANS. KIND OF LIKE CHRIS EVANS.
REALLY HOT, ALL-AMERICAN, JUICY. REALLY HOT, ALL-AMERICAN, JUICY.
>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!
CAN Y’ALL RELATE WITH DATING? CAN Y’ALL RELATE WITH DATING?
BEFORE YOU ARE MARRIED, BEFORE YOU ARE MARRIED,
OBVIOUSLY. OBVIOUSLY.
>>Chance: CHRIS EVANS, TALL,>>Chance: CHRIS EVANS, TALL,
DARK AND HANDSOME? DARK AND HANDSOME?
>>HE’S PRETTY HANDSOME TO ME.>>HE’S PRETTY HANDSOME TO ME.
>>Chance: HIS>>Chance: HIS
CAPTAIN AMERICA. CAPTAIN AMERICA.
HE’S LIKE THE WHITEST DUDE! HE’S LIKE THE WHITEST DUDE!
>>Kelly: WHEN YOU SAID TALL,>>Kelly: WHEN YOU SAID TALL,
DARK, AND HANDSOME — I THOUGHT DARK, AND HANDSOME — I THOUGHT
YOU’RE GOING TO GO ANYWHERE BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GO ANYWHERE BUT
CAPTAIN AMERICA. CAPTAIN AMERICA.
BUT HE IS SUPER HANDSOME, YOU’RE BUT HE IS SUPER HANDSOME, YOU’RE
RIGHT, HE IS SUPER HANDSOME AND RIGHT, HE IS SUPER HANDSOME AND
I HEAR VERY SWEET, SO THAT’S A I HEAR VERY SWEET, SO THAT’S A
GOOD ONE. GOOD ONE.
>>Kelly: I HAVE A SOLUTION>>Kelly: I HAVE A SOLUTION
FOR JENNIFER. FOR JENNIFER.
AS A COACH ON SPEECH WHEN HE AS A COACH ON SPEECH WHEN HE
SEVEN I’M USED TO LISTENING SEVEN I’M USED TO LISTENING
WITHOUT SEEING THE PERSON. WITHOUT SEEING THE PERSON.
IT REALLY DOES MAKE A IT REALLY DOES MAKE A
DIFFERENCE. DIFFERENCE.
BACKSTAGE I HAVE TWO GREAT GUYS BACKSTAGE I HAVE TWO GREAT GUYS
FOR JENNIFER TO MEET, ARE YOU FOR JENNIFER TO MEET, ARE YOU
INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM? INTERESTED IN MEETING THEM?
>>OH, MY OH, MY GOD, YES>>OH, MY OH, MY GOD, YES
>>Kelly: YOU CAN’T SEE THEM>>Kelly: YOU CAN’T SEE THEM
FIRST. FIRST.
THERE’S A CATCH, YOU’RE GOING TO THERE’S A CATCH, YOU’RE GOING TO
HAVE TO USE YOUR EARS INSTEAD OF HAVE TO USE YOUR EARS INSTEAD OF
YOUR EYES AND I HAVE SOMETHING YOUR EYES AND I HAVE SOMETHING
TO HELP YOU DO THAT. TO HELP YOU DO THAT.
IT’S REALLY WORKED WELL FOR ME, SO TAKE A LUCK BURIED TAKE A
LOOK BURIED>>HERE COMES MY LOOK BURIED>>HERE COMES MY
CHAIR! CHAIR!
DON’T BREAK MY CHAIR! DON’T BREAK MY CHAIR!
THAT’S MY CHAIR! THAT’S MY CHAIR!
THAT IS REALLY MY CHAIR AND WHAT THAT IS REALLY MY CHAIR AND WHAT
KIND OF HAD A BUMP ON THE WAY, KIND OF HAD A BUMP ON THE WAY,
DON’T RUIN MY CHAIR. DON’T RUIN MY CHAIR.
BUT THAT’S WHY Y’ALL, WHEN WE BUT THAT’S WHY Y’ALL, WHEN WE
COME BACK, JENNIFER IS BORROWING COME BACK, JENNIFER IS BORROWING
MY ACTUAL CHAIR FROM “THE VOICE” MY ACTUAL CHAIR FROM “THE VOICE”
TO CHOOSE HER NEXT DATE! TO CHOOSE HER NEXT DATE!
ITS BLIND DATING AND YOU DON’T ITS BLIND DATING AND YOU DON’T
WANT TO MISS IT! WANT TO MISS IT!
♪ ♪>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL!>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL!
I’M BACK WITH CHANCE THE ROBBER I’M BACK WITH CHANCE THE ROBBER
AND ACTRESS JILLIAN BELL! AND ACTRESS JILLIAN BELL!
AND WE ARE HELPING JENNIFER FIND AND WE ARE HELPING JENNIFER FIND
LOVE. LOVE.
IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, LET IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, LET
ME CATCH YOU UP. ME CATCH YOU UP.
JENNIFER SAYS SHE CHOOSES MEN JENNIFER SAYS SHE CHOOSES MEN
FOR HER LOOKS, SO I’M LETTING FOR HER LOOKS, SO I’M LETTING
HER BORROW MY “THE VOICE” CHAIR HER BORROW MY “THE VOICE” CHAIR
BECAUSE IN HIS CHAIR IT FORCES BECAUSE IN HIS CHAIR IT FORCES
YOU TO LISTEN. YOU TO LISTEN.
INSTEAD OF SEEING HER POTENTIAL INSTEAD OF SEEING HER POTENTIAL
SUITORS SHE WILL HAVE TO USE HER SUITORS SHE WILL HAVE TO USE HER
EARS AND HER TO FIND LOVE. EARS AND HER TO FIND LOVE.
WE ARE CALLING THIS “BLIND WE ARE CALLING THIS “BLIND
DATING.” DATING.”
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
ARE YOU READY, JENNIFER? ARE YOU READY, JENNIFER?
>>I’M READY!>>I’M READY!
>>Kelly: LET’S MEET THE GUYS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Kelly: GO AHEAD AND>>Kelly: GO AHEAD AND
INTRODUCE YOURSELVES! INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!
>>MY NAME IS ADAM, I’M FROM>>MY NAME IS ADAM, I’M FROM
MONTCLAIR NEW JERSEY. MONTCLAIR NEW JERSEY.
I’M AN AWARD-WINNING FILMMAKER I’M AN AWARD-WINNING FILMMAKER
AND A COPYWRITER. AND A COPYWRITER.
AT SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT AT SOMETHING REALLY COOL ABOUT
THAT, I GOT TO WORK FOR THE THAT, I GOT TO WORK FOR THE
L.A. RAMS LAST YEAR AND GOT TO L.A. RAMS LAST YEAR AND GOT TO
TAKE MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO THE TAKE MY ENTIRE FAMILY TO THE
SUPER BOWL. SUPER BOWL.
>>Kelly: OKAY!>>Kelly: OKAY!
>>MY NAME IS RYAN, I’M 28, I’M>>MY NAME IS RYAN, I’M 28, I’M
ORIGINALLY FROM PHOENIX, ORIGINALLY FROM PHOENIX,
ARIZONA, AND I AM A FREELANCE ARIZONA, AND I AM A FREELANCE
WRITER BY DAY AND COMEDIAN BY WRITER BY DAY AND COMEDIAN BY
NIGHT. NIGHT.
AND A LITTLE THING ABOUT ME IS AND A LITTLE THING ABOUT ME IS
I’M KIND OF AN EXTROVERT I’M KIND OF AN EXTROVERT
INTROVERT OR AN INTROVERTED INTROVERT OR AN INTROVERTED
EXTROVERT. EXTROVERT.
I LOVE GOING OUT WITH MY BUDDIES I LOVE GOING OUT WITH MY BUDDIES
AND HAVING A GREAT TIME GETTING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME GETTING
CRAZY AND THEN YOU CAN FIND ME CRAZY AND THEN YOU CAN FIND ME
ON THE WEEKENDS SOMETIMES JUST ON THE WEEKENDS SOMETIMES JUST
COOPED UP WATCHING RERUNS OF COOPED UP WATCHING RERUNS OF
DATELINE. DATELINE.
>>Jillian: DATELINE!>>Jillian: DATELINE!
IT SO DARK, BUT IT’S GOOD. IT SO DARK, BUT IT’S GOOD.
>>Kelly: HERE’S HOW THIS>>Kelly: HERE’S HOW THIS
WORKS, ADAM AND RYAN WILL TAKE WORKS, ADAM AND RYAN WILL TAKE
TURNS TALKING JUST LIKE TURNS TALKING JUST LIKE
“THE VOICE,” IT JENNIFER HEAR “THE VOICE,” IT JENNIFER HEAR
SOMETHING SHE LIKES SHE WILL HIT SOMETHING SHE LIKES SHE WILL HIT
THE BUTTON, THE CHAIR WILL TURN THE BUTTON, THE CHAIR WILL TURN
AND THAT WILL BE THE MAN SHE AND THAT WILL BE THE MAN SHE
CHOOSES, BUT JENNIFER, YOU CAN CHOOSES, BUT JENNIFER, YOU CAN
HIT THE BUTTON AT ANY TIME BUT I HIT THE BUTTON AT ANY TIME BUT I
STRONGLY RECOMMEND PATIENTS AND STRONGLY RECOMMEND PATIENTS AND
LIKE REALLY LISTENING. LIKE REALLY LISTENING.
DON’T GET TOO EXCITED LIKE I DO DON’T GET TOO EXCITED LIKE I DO
AT “THE VOICE.” AT “THE VOICE.”
ANY LAST ADVICE, YOU TWO? ANY LAST ADVICE, YOU TWO?
>>Jillian: GO WITH YOUR>>Jillian: GO WITH YOUR
HEART, GO WITH YOUR GUT AND ASK HEART, GO WITH YOUR GUT AND ASK
WHICH POST FROM DATELINE IS HIS WHICH POST FROM DATELINE IS HIS
FAVORITE, BECAUSE THAT’S FAVORITE, BECAUSE THAT’S
IMPORTANT. IMPORTANT.
>>Chance: [LAUGHS]>>Chance: [LAUGHS]
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GET>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, LET’S GET
STARTED. STARTED.
BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, WHAT IS BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, WHAT IS
YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE? YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE?
>>MY IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE IS>>MY IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE IS
DEFINITELY SOMETHING REALLY DEFINITELY SOMETHING REALLY
ADVENTUROUS. ADVENTUROUS.
I WOULD PROBABLY PICK YOU UP ON I WOULD PROBABLY PICK YOU UP ON
MY MOTORCYCLE AND WE WOULD DO MY MOTORCYCLE AND WE WOULD DO
THE BORING — AVOID THE BORING THE BORING — AVOID THE BORING
101 OVER COMMITMENT DINNER AND 101 OVER COMMITMENT DINNER AND
MAYBE TAKE A RIDE, MAYBE CATCH A MAYBE TAKE A RIDE, MAYBE CATCH A
GAME AND MAY BE RIGHT UP THE PCH GAME AND MAY BE RIGHT UP THE PCH
AND CATCH THE SUNSET, JUST YOU AND CATCH THE SUNSET, JUST YOU
AND ME. AND ME.
>>Jillian: ALL RIGHT,>>Jillian: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
>>Kelly: RYAN, WHAT’S YOUR>>Kelly: RYAN, WHAT’S YOUR
IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE? IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE?
>>MY IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE>>MY IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE
ACTUALLY INVOLVES ANOTHER WOMAN, ACTUALLY INVOLVES ANOTHER WOMAN,
MY DOG. MY DOG.
>>Kelly: WHAT?>>Kelly: WHAT?
OH. OH.
>>I’VE HAD THIS GIRL, HER NAME>>I’VE HAD THIS GIRL, HER NAME
IS CASEY, I’VE HAD HER FOR 11 IS CASEY, I’VE HAD HER FOR 11
YEARS, WE’VE BEEN THE BEST YEARS, WE’VE BEEN THE BEST
BUDDIES. BUDDIES.
WE MOVED OUT TO L.A. TOGETHER WE MOVED OUT TO L.A. TOGETHER
AND SO MY IDEA OF A PERFECT AND SO MY IDEA OF A PERFECT
DATE, WE GO UP, THERE’S THIS DATE, WE GO UP, THERE’S THIS
NIGHT MARKET UP FROM MY HOUSE, NIGHT MARKET UP FROM MY HOUSE,
THEY DO IT ONCE A WEEK. THEY DO IT ONCE A WEEK.
WE TAKE THE DOG, THEY’VE GOT WE TAKE THE DOG, THEY’VE GOT
FOOD, THEY GOT LIVE MUSIC. FOOD, THEY GOT LIVE MUSIC.
IT’S A PRETTY VIEW OF L.A. IT’S A PRETTY VIEW OF L.A.
WE WOULD WALK AROUND, MAYBE GET WE WOULD WALK AROUND, MAYBE GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT
AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. AND SEE WHERE IT GOES.
>>Kelly: AWESOME!>>Kelly: AWESOME!
CHANCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK — DID CHANCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK — DID
YOU THINK HE MEANT ANOTHER WOMAN YOU THINK HE MEANT ANOTHER WOMAN
LIKE COMING IN ON THE DATE, LIKE COMING IN ON THE DATE,
BECAUSE I DID. BECAUSE I DID.
DID YOU ALL THINK THAT? DID YOU ALL THINK THAT?
>>Jillian: I WAS LIKE OKAY,>>Jillian: I WAS LIKE OKAY,
WE ARE GETTING STRAIGHT TO IT. WE ARE GETTING STRAIGHT TO IT.
>>Kelly: [LAUGHS]>>Kelly: [LAUGHS]
I LOVE A DOG. I LOVE A DOG.
>>Chance: YEAH, MAN.>>Chance: YEAH, MAN.
TO BE WHEN YOU LIKE THOSE DATES? TO BE WHEN YOU LIKE THOSE DATES?
THEY SOUND GOOD? THEY SOUND GOOD?
TO BE TOO THINK BOTH OF THEM ARE TO BE TOO THINK BOTH OF THEM ARE
SHOWING STRONG SIGNS OF BEING SHOWING STRONG SIGNS OF BEING
YOUR POSSIBLE FUTURE HUSBAND. YOUR POSSIBLE FUTURE HUSBAND.
THIS IS A FULL BONE: COMMITMENT THIS IS A FULL BONE: COMMITMENT
THEY ARE MAKING JUST BY EVEN THEY ARE MAKING JUST BY EVEN
LISTENING TO THEM TALK. LISTENING TO THEM TALK.
I WOULD BE VERY SKEPTICAL OF I WOULD BE VERY SKEPTICAL OF
MYSTERY MAN NUMBER TWO BECAUSE MYSTERY MAN NUMBER TWO BECAUSE
HE’S CHANGED HIS ACCENT AT LEAST HE’S CHANGED HIS ACCENT AT LEAST
THREE TIMES. THREE TIMES.
>>Jillian: [LAUGHS]>>Jillian: [LAUGHS]
>>Chance: HE COULD BE>>Chance: HE COULD BE
ANYBODY! ANYBODY!
>>Kelly: BUT HE’S A COMEDIAN>>Kelly: BUT HE’S A COMEDIAN
SO YOU HAVE TO KIND OF — IT SO YOU HAVE TO KIND OF — IT
MIGHT KEEP YOU LAUGHING, I DON’T MIGHT KEEP YOU LAUGHING, I DON’T
KNOW. KNOW.
LET’S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH. LET’S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.
THE BEST WAY TO KNOW SOMEONE IS THE BEST WAY TO KNOW SOMEONE IS
THROUGH THE MAGIC OF SONG. THROUGH THE MAGIC OF SONG.
I ASKED RYAN AND ADAM TO WRITE I ASKED RYAN AND ADAM TO WRITE
THEIR OWN PERSONAL LOVE BALLADS. THEIR OWN PERSONAL LOVE BALLADS.
WE DID NOT HELP THEM AT ALL. WE DID NOT HELP THEM AT ALL.
JENNIFER, HIT THE BUTTON WHEN JENNIFER, HIT THE BUTTON WHEN
YOU’VE MADE A DECISION, BUT TAKE YOU’VE MADE A DECISION, BUT TAKE
YOUR TIME, OKAY? YOUR TIME, OKAY?
GUYS, TAKE IT AWAY. GUYS, TAKE IT AWAY.
MUSICAL MYSTICAL>>THANKS, MUSICAL MYSTICAL>>THANKS,
KELLY. KELLY.
HEY, CHANCE, JILLIAN. HEY, CHANCE, JILLIAN.
THIS IS ALL ABOUT JEN, RIGHT? THIS IS ALL ABOUT JEN, RIGHT?
JENNIFER. JENNIFER.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ♪ KELLY ASKED ME TO WRITE YOU A
SONG ♪ SONG ♪
♪ SAID TO KEEP IT UNDER 30 ♪ ♪ SAID TO KEEP IT UNDER 30 ♪
♪ THAT’S NOT VERY LONG ♪ ♪ THAT’S NOT VERY LONG ♪
♪ WHILE I’VE GOT 30 SECONDS ♪ ♪ WHILE I’VE GOT 30 SECONDS ♪
♪ GIRL, I’D LIKE TO SAY ♪ ♪ GIRL, I’D LIKE TO SAY ♪
♪ THERE’S A REASON WE ARE BOTH ♪ THERE’S A REASON WE ARE BOTH
ON KELLY’S SHOW TODAY ♪ ON KELLY’S SHOW TODAY ♪
>>THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.>>THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I’M GOING TO TAKE IT DOWN FOR I’M GOING TO TAKE IT DOWN FOR
YOU GUYS JUST A LITTLE BIT. YOU GUYS JUST A LITTLE BIT.
MAYBE SLOW IT DOWN. MAYBE SLOW IT DOWN.
>>Kelly: SLOW JAM, ALL RIGHT!>>Kelly: SLOW JAM, ALL RIGHT!
>>♪ IF YOU FIND THE TRUTH>>♪ IF YOU FIND THE TRUTH
SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART ♪ SOMEWHERE IN YOUR HEART ♪
♪ YOU MAY DISCOVER A PLACE ♪ ♪ YOU MAY DISCOVER A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE LOVE CAN START ♪ ♪ WHERE LOVE CAN START ♪
♪ — ♪ —
>>THAT WAS PUT TO GOOD.>>THAT WAS PUT TO GOOD.
WHY DON’T WE GET THIS CROWD WHY DON’T WE GET THIS CROWD
INVOLVED? INVOLVED?
THAT’S MY GUY. THAT’S MY GUY.
THAT’S MY GUY. THAT’S MY GUY.
HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
♪ WAS TOLD TO LOOK FOR LOVE ♪ ♪ WAS TOLD TO LOOK FOR LOVE ♪
♪ IN OBVIOUS PLACES ♪ ♪ IN OBVIOUS PLACES ♪
♪ LOOK AROUND THESE ROOM ♪ ♪ LOOK AROUND THESE ROOM ♪
♪ ALL THESE PITIFUL FACES ♪ ♪ ALL THESE PITIFUL FACES ♪
♪ WHILE I HAVEN’T SEEN YOURS ♪ ♪ WHILE I HAVEN’T SEEN YOURS ♪
♪ AND YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY ♪ ♪ AND YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY ♪
♪ YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT’S JUST ♪ YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT’S JUST
A MATTER OF TIME ♪ A MATTER OF TIME ♪
SPEAK ALL RIGHT. SPEAK ALL RIGHT.
BACK DOWN HERE FOR YOU GUYS JUST BACK DOWN HERE FOR YOU GUYS JUST
A LITTLE BIT. A LITTLE BIT.
>>Kelly: OH, MY GOD!>>Kelly: OH, MY GOD!
>>SOME CALL ME A ROMANTIC.>>SOME CALL ME A ROMANTIC.
♪ THE SAME CROWDED ROOM ♪ ♪ THE SAME CROWDED ROOM ♪
♪ FULL OF THE SAME CROWDED ♪ FULL OF THE SAME CROWDED
STANDS ♪ STANDS ♪
♪ HOW EMPTY IT COULD FEEL ♪ ♪ HOW EMPTY IT COULD FEEL ♪
♪ KNOWING NO ONE ELSE QUITE ♪ KNOWING NO ONE ELSE QUITE
COMPARES CLOSE ♪ COMPARES CLOSE ♪
♪>>♪ YOU WANT TO FIND LOVE ♪ ♪>>♪ YOU WANT TO FIND LOVE ♪
♪ — ♪ —
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Kelly: YES!>>Kelly: YES!
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
OH, MY GOD, ! OH, MY GOD, !
THAT WAS AMAZING! THAT WAS AMAZING!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>NICE TO MEET YOU.>>NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>Kelly: OKAY, YOU CHOSE>>Kelly: OKAY, YOU CHOSE
ADAM. ADAM.
LET’S MEET EACH OTHER. LET’S MEET EACH OTHER.
THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
YOU BROUGHT THE ENERGY, MY MAN, YOU BROUGHT THE ENERGY, MY MAN,
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.
HAS ANYONE EVER COMPARED YOU TO HAS ANYONE EVER COMPARED YOU TO
ELON MUSK? ELON MUSK?
LIKE YOU COULD BE RELATED? LIKE YOU COULD BE RELATED?
>>I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.>>I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
>>Kelly: WHEN YOU CAME OUT I>>Kelly: WHEN YOU CAME OUT I
WAS LIKE A DISTANT COUSIN, IT’S WAS LIKE A DISTANT COUSIN, IT’S
REALLY WEIRD, IT’S AWESOME. REALLY WEIRD, IT’S AWESOME.
>>I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.>>I GET THAT ALL THE TIME.
>>Kelly: I LIKE YOUR>>Kelly: I LIKE YOUR
MOTORCYCLE, IS THAT WHERE HE WON MOTORCYCLE, IS THAT WHERE HE WON
YOU OVER? YOU OVER?
>>I LIKE THE IDEA FOR SURE.>>I LIKE THE IDEA FOR SURE.
>>I ALSO HAVE A CAR.>>I ALSO HAVE A CAR.
SO IF YOU’RE NOT COME TO BUT SO IF YOU’RE NOT COME TO BUT
WITH THAT WE CAN TAKE THE CAR. WITH THAT WE CAN TAKE THE CAR.
>>Kelly: A BIG THANKS TO>>Kelly: A BIG THANKS TO
RYAN! RYAN!
THANK YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
CONGRATS TO JENNIFER AND ADAM! CONGRATS TO JENNIFER AND ADAM!
WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU GUYS ARE WHEN WE COME BACK, YOU GUYS ARE
GOING TO HAVE YOUR FIRST DATE GOING TO HAVE YOUR FIRST DATE
AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE
COOKING YOUR MEAL. COOKING YOUR MEAL.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: I’M BACK WITH CHANCE>>Kelly: I’M BACK WITH CHANCE
THE RAPPER AND JILLIAN BELL, THE THE RAPPER AND JILLIAN BELL, THE
ACTRESS! ACTRESS!
I LOVE THESE TWO. I LOVE THESE TWO.
IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, ADAM IF YOU’RE JUST JOINING US, ADAM
HERE WON A DATE WITH JENNIFER, HERE WON A DATE WITH JENNIFER,
THE DATER. THE DATER.
ALL RIGHT, HOW’S IT GOING SO ALL RIGHT, HOW’S IT GOING SO
FAR? FAR?
SO FAR, SO GOOD? SO FAR, SO GOOD?
>>IT’S THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.>>IT’S THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>>Kelly: THEY LOOK HUNGRY SO>>Kelly: THEY LOOK HUNGRY SO
I THINK MY NEXT GUEST CAN FIX I THINK MY NEXT GUEST CAN FIX
THAT. THAT.
>>MY NAME IS MARIA, I’M 11>>MY NAME IS MARIA, I’M 11
YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY — YEARS OLD AND THIS IS MY —
MUSICAL THIS IS KNOWN FOR MUSICAL THIS IS KNOWN FOR
CHICKEN, STEAK AND PORK. CHICKEN, STEAK AND PORK.
I CONSIDER MYSELF A TRIPLE I CONSIDER MYSELF A TRIPLE
THREAT BECAUSE I’M FROM L.A., MY THREAT BECAUSE I’M FROM L.A., MY
MOM IS PUERTO RICAN, MY DAD IS GREEK, AND I’M PUERTO GREEK IN.
>>DID YOU MAKE THAT UP?>>DID YOU MAKE THAT UP?
>>YES.>>YES.
I STARTED MAKING BROWNIES AT I STARTED MAKING BROWNIES AT
FIRST AND THEN I DECIDED TO HELP FIRST AND THEN I DECIDED TO HELP
MY MOM IN THE KITCHEN. MY MOM IN THE KITCHEN.
IT WAS REALLY FUN. IT WAS REALLY FUN.
THIS GETS REALLY HOT SO MAKE THIS GETS REALLY HOT SO MAKE
SURE YOU DON’T PUT ANYTHING SURE YOU DON’T PUT ANYTHING
PLASTIC OR EVEN YOUR HANDS ON PLASTIC OR EVEN YOUR HANDS ON
THERE. THERE.
I BUILT SANDWICHES WITH HER I BUILT SANDWICHES WITH HER
HOMEMADE — IT JUST HAS A GREAT HOMEMADE — IT JUST HAS A GREAT
FLAVOR. FLAVOR.
THANK YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE THANK YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE
ANYMORE? ANYMORE?
I LOVE SEEING THE SMILES ON I LOVE SEEING THE SMILES ON
THEIR FACES AND JUST SEEING THEM THEIR FACES AND JUST SEEING THEM
LIKE, OH, MY GOD, THIS TASTES LIKE, OH, MY GOD, THIS TASTES
LIKE I’M EATING FROM LIKE I’M EATING FROM
PUERTO RICO. PUERTO RICO.
KELLY, I CAN’T WAIT TO COOK FOR KELLY, I CAN’T WAIT TO COOK FOR
YOU. YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL,>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL,
HELLO! HELLO!
SO WHAT’S THE FIRST DATE SO WHAT’S THE FIRST DATE
SPECIALS AND A? SPECIALS AND A?
WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHAT ARE WE DOING?
>>ALL THE RAGE IS SICK AND>>ALL THE RAGE IS SICK AND
SANDWICHES, FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHES, FRIED CHICKEN
SANDWICHES TO BE CORRECT. SANDWICHES TO BE CORRECT.
AND CHICK-FIL-A, POPEYES HAVE AND CHICK-FIL-A, POPEYES HAVE
BEEN HAVING A LOT OF BEEF GOING BEEN HAVING A LOT OF BEEF GOING
BACK AND FORTH AND YOU GUYS BACK AND FORTH AND YOU GUYS
DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE. DON’T HAVE TO CHOOSE.
TODAY I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS TODAY I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS
HOW TO MAKE A FRIED CHICKEN HOW TO MAKE A FRIED CHICKEN
SANDWICH. SANDWICH.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
>>HOW DO WE START? SPEAK ARE YOU GUYS READY?
>>YES.>>YES.
I ALREADY PRESOAK THEM AND SOME I ALREADY PRESOAK THEM AND SOME
BUTTER MILK AN END DEEP-FRIED BUTTER MILK AN END DEEP-FRIED
THEM AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO THEM AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO
DECIDE ON OUR SAUCE. DECIDE ON OUR SAUCE.
>>Jillian: LET’S DO IT.>>Jillian: LET’S DO IT.
DO WE DUMP? DO WE DUMP?
>>WE’RE JUST GOING TO DUMP IT>>WE’RE JUST GOING TO DUMP IT
IN HERE. IN HERE.
>>Jillian: DO YOU DUMP ALL>>Jillian: DO YOU DUMP ALL
THIS? THIS?
>>YEAH, DUMP ALL THAT.>>YEAH, DUMP ALL THAT.
APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. APPLE CIDER VINEGAR.
>>Jillian: YES!>>Jillian: YES!
NOT ALL THAT, RIGHT CONNECT NOT ALL THAT, RIGHT CONNECT
>>NOT ALL THAT.>>NOT ALL THAT.
A PINCH. A PINCH.
>>Jillian: THAT WOULD BE LIKE>>Jillian: THAT WOULD BE LIKE
A MOMENT. A MOMENT.
NOT A GOOD ONE! NOT A GOOD ONE!
>>OKAY.>>OKAY.
THESE ARE HABANERO PEPPERS. THESE ARE HABANERO PEPPERS.
MAKE SURE YOU HANDLE THEM WITH MAKE SURE YOU HANDLE THEM WITH
GLOVES. GLOVES.
WE ARE GOING TO ADD ABOUT TWO WE ARE GOING TO ADD ABOUT TWO
AND A HALF OF THEM AND THEN YOU AND A HALF OF THEM AND THEN YOU
WANT TO ADD THE SALT. WANT TO ADD THE SALT.
>>GET IT, JILLIAN.>>GET IT, JILLIAN.
>>DO YOU COOK?>>DO YOU COOK?
>>Jillian: NO, THIS IS THE>>Jillian: NO, THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.
>>Kelly: DO YOU COOK?>>Kelly: DO YOU COOK?
>>Chance: NO.>>Chance: NO.
>>Kelly: I LOVE THAT YOU’RE>>Kelly: I LOVE THAT YOU’RE
THE YOUNGEST ONE HERE WHO THE YOUNGEST ONE HERE WHO
ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO. ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
THAT WOULD COVER THAT. THAT WOULD COVER THAT.
>>NOW WE WILL PUT ON HER LEG.>>NOW WE WILL PUT ON HER LEG.
WHEN I WANTED GOING — WHEN I WANTED GOING —
>>Jillian: OR IT WOULD BE A>>Jillian: OR IT WOULD BE A
FUN DAY WITH THE PEPPERS. FUN DAY WITH THE PEPPERS.
>>Chance: YEAH!>>Chance: YEAH!
>>Jillian: LET’S GO!>>Jillian: LET’S GO!
>>[LAUGHS]>>[LAUGHS]
THEN WE ARE GOING TO OPEN UP OUR THEN WE ARE GOING TO OPEN UP OUR
LAID, MAKE SURE IT’S ALL LAID, MAKE SURE IT’S ALL
INCORPORATED AND MAKE SURE INCORPORATED AND MAKE SURE
THERE’S NO CHUNKS AND MAKE SURE IT’S NICE AND SMOOTH.
>>Jillian: I AIN’T GOT TIME>>Jillian: I AIN’T GOT TIME
FOR BLAND. FOR BLAND.
>>WE ARTY HAVE ONE PREPARED>>WE ARTY HAVE ONE PREPARED
OVER THERE. OVER THERE.
NOW WE ARE GOING TO DECIDE ON NOW WE ARE GOING TO DECIDE ON
OUR PLANTINGS. OUR PLANTINGS.
MR. CHANCE, SINCE YOU HAVE ALL MR. CHANCE, SINCE YOU HAVE ALL
THOSE MUSCLES. THOSE MUSCLES.
DO YOU MIND IF YOU SMASH THIS DO YOU MIND IF YOU SMASH THIS
FOR ME? FOR ME?
>>Chance: SMASH THIS.>>Chance: SMASH THIS.
>>I WILL SHOW YOU ONE.>>I WILL SHOW YOU ONE.
IF YOU GO LIKE THIS, SMASH IT. IF YOU GO LIKE THIS, SMASH IT.
I’M NOT REALLY GOOD AT THIS I’M NOT REALLY GOOD AT THIS
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MUSCLES, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MUSCLES,
BUT YOU COULD SMASH ONE? BUT YOU COULD SMASH ONE?
>>Chance: I THING I’VE GOT>>Chance: I THING I’VE GOT
SOME MUSCLES FOR YOU. SOME MUSCLES FOR YOU.
>>Jillian: I THINK I’M PRETTY>>Jillian: I THINK I’M PRETTY
GOOD. GOOD.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Jillian: OH, WOW!>>Jillian: OH, WOW!
[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
>>Chance: IS THAT GOOD?>>Chance: IS THAT GOOD?
>>THAT’S PRETTY GOOD.>>THAT’S PRETTY GOOD.
AND THEN SINCE THEY ARE ALL AND THEN SINCE THEY ARE ALL
SMASHED, WE FRY THEM AGAIN, SMASHED, WE FRY THEM AGAIN,
ABOUT 2 MINUTES AND THEY TURN ABOUT 2 MINUTES AND THEY TURN
OUT TO BE LIKE THIS. OUT TO BE LIKE THIS.
>>Jillian: WE LOVE FRIED!>>Jillian: WE LOVE FRIED!
>>AND THEN IT’S TIME FOR>>AND THEN IT’S TIME FOR
ASSEMBLY. ASSEMBLY.
I’M GOING TO HAVE YOU GUYS SET I’M GOING TO HAVE YOU GUYS SET
OUT SOME PLATES. OUT SOME PLATES.
>>Chance: OKAY.>>Chance: OKAY.
>>OKAY.>>OKAY.
>>Kelly: HOW IS THAT DATE>>Kelly: HOW IS THAT DATE
GOING TO MAKE ARE YOU GOOD? GOING TO MAKE ARE YOU GOOD?
YOU’RE SPEAKING OVER EACH OTHER, YOU’RE SPEAKING OVER EACH OTHER,
THIS IS CUTE! THIS IS CUTE!
>>IT’S GREAT.>>IT’S GREAT.
>>COULD YOU PASS ME THAT>>COULD YOU PASS ME THAT
CHICKEN PLEASE? CHICKEN PLEASE?
>>Jillian: I WILL EAT IT TOO.>>Jillian: I WILL EAT IT TOO.
>>AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO PUT>>AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO PUT
SOME CHICKEN ON TOP. SOME CHICKEN ON TOP.
>>Kelly: I LOVE FOOD!>>Kelly: I LOVE FOOD!
>>ABOUT TWO EACH.>>ABOUT TWO EACH.
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
>>WE ARE GOING TO SMOTHER IT IN>>WE ARE GOING TO SMOTHER IT IN
SAUCE. SAUCE.
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
>>Chance: THAT LOOKS GOOD!>>Chance: THAT LOOKS GOOD!
ARE YOU RATIONING THE SAUCE? ARE YOU RATIONING THE SAUCE?
GET IT ON THERE!>>Kelly: IT LOADED, JILLIAN!>>Kelly: IT LOADED, JILLIAN!
>>DON’T BE AFRAID TO BURN DOWN>>DON’T BE AFRAID TO BURN DOWN
YOUR MOUTH. YOUR MOUTH.
WE’RE GOING TO PUT SOME POTATO WE’RE GOING TO PUT SOME POTATO
STICKS. STICKS.
TO GIVE THEM A CRUNCH. TO GIVE THEM A CRUNCH.
>>Chance: I’VE BEEN USING MY>>Chance: I’VE BEEN USING MY
FINGERS ALL TIME. FINGERS ALL TIME.
JUST LET THEM GO? JUST LET THEM GO?
>>WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>>Jillian: THAT LOOKS>>Jillian: THAT LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL.
>>Chance: WOULD DROP IT>>Chance: WOULD DROP IT
GRACEFULLY, THERE YOU GO. GRACEFULLY, THERE YOU GO.
PICKLED ONIONS. PICKLED ONIONS.
>>Jillian: YOU DO NOT WANT>>Jillian: YOU DO NOT WANT
THESE, CORRECT? THESE, CORRECT?
>>Chance: I DON’T LIKE THEM>>Chance: I DON’T LIKE THEM
EITHER. EITHER.
>>WE’RE GOING TO ADD SOME>>WE’RE GOING TO ADD SOME
LETTUCE. LETTUCE.
>>Kelly: I LOVE — I WANT TO>>Kelly: I LOVE — I WANT TO
EAT IT, THAT’S WHERE I MET. EAT IT, THAT’S WHERE I MET.
>>AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO ADD>>AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO ADD
OUR TOP. OUR TOP.
>>Chance: THERE WE GO.>>Chance: THERE WE GO.
>>Kelly: I’M GOING TO NEED>>Kelly: I’M GOING TO NEED
ONE OF THOSE, CAN I HAVE ONE OF ONE OF THOSE, CAN I HAVE ONE OF
THOSE? THOSE?
>>YET.>>YET.
>>Kelly: GREAT.>>Kelly: GREAT.
>>THEN WE HAVE OUR SANDWICHES.>>THEN WE HAVE OUR SANDWICHES.
>>Kelly: HOW ABOUT I DO THIS.>>Kelly: HOW ABOUT I DO THIS.
HOW ABOUT I TAKE TO GO TO THE HOW ABOUT I TAKE TO GO TO THE
COUPLE? COUPLE?
THAT’S WHAT WE DO. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.
OKAY, HERE WE GO. OKAY, HERE WE GO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>THANK YOU, KELLY!>>THANK YOU, KELLY!
>>Jillian: IT’S GOOD.>>Jillian: IT’S GOOD.
IT’S GOING TO BE GOOD! IT’S GOING TO BE GOOD!
THIS ISN’T FAIR. THIS ISN’T FAIR.
>>Kelly: IT’S MY SHOW.>>Kelly: IT’S MY SHOW.
SO HERE. SO HERE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Kelly: OH, MY GOD, ?>>Kelly: OH, MY GOD, ?
>>Jillian: IS A GREAT?>>Jillian: IS A GREAT?
ARE NOT GOING TO NOT HAVE A BITE ARE NOT GOING TO NOT HAVE A BITE
BITE. BITE.
>>Kelly: IT’S SO GOOD!>>Kelly: IT’S SO GOOD!
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF! I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL,>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL,
WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW I LIKE AT THE END OF EVERY SHOW I LIKE
TO SHARE SOMETHING AMAZING FROM TO SHARE SOMETHING AMAZING FROM
THE WORLD OF SOCIAL MEDIA. THE WORLD OF SOCIAL MEDIA.
THIS IS “WHAT I’M LIKING” .” THIS IS “WHAT I’M LIKING” .”
TODAY WE FEATURED COPS, WE TODAY WE FEATURED COPS, WE
FEATURED KIDS, SO NOW LET’S FEATURED KIDS, SO NOW LET’S
COMBINE THE TWO. COMBINE THE TWO.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE
VIDEO FROM DENVER OF A DANCE OFF VIDEO FROM DENVER OF A DANCE OFF
BETWEEN OFFICER PJ AND A YOUNG BETWEEN OFFICER PJ AND A YOUNG
BOY NAMED JADEN.>>NICE, MAN!
>>OH!>>OH!
>>WOW!>>WOW!
>>GET IT, JADEN!>>GET IT, JADEN!
[APPLAUSE]>>YEAH!
[APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT!>>Kelly: ALL RIGHT!
JADEN AND OFFICER PJ ARE JADEN AND OFFICER PJ ARE
STANDING BY LIVE ON SKYPE, THEY STANDING BY LIVE ON SKYPE, THEY
THINK THEY ARE ABOUT TO TALK TO THINK THEY ARE ABOUT TO TALK TO
MY PRODUCERS. MY PRODUCERS.
IT LETS APPRISE THEM SHALL WE? IT LETS APPRISE THEM SHALL WE?
HI! HI!
I’M KELLY CLARKSON! I’M KELLY CLARKSON!
NICE TO SEE YOU! NICE TO SEE YOU!
I LOVE YOU TWO! I LOVE YOU TWO!
I LOVE THIS CONNECTION. I LOVE THIS CONNECTION.
I LOVE HOW RANDOM IT WAS BUT I LOVE HOW RANDOM IT WAS BUT
WHEN DID YOU ALL START DANCING, WHEN DID YOU ALL START DANCING,
BOTH OF YOU? BOTH OF YOU?
>>I’VE BEEN DANCING FOR ABOUT>>I’VE BEEN DANCING FOR ABOUT
TEN YEARS NOW. TEN YEARS NOW.
>>A YEAR AND A HALF.>>A YEAR AND A HALF.
>>Kelly: A EURO TO HAVE COME>>Kelly: A EURO TO HAVE COME
I’M JUST SAYING, YOU ARE ALL I’M JUST SAYING, YOU ARE ALL
BOTH PRETTY GOOD FOR TEN YEARS, BOTH PRETTY GOOD FOR TEN YEARS,
ONE AND A HALF, THAT WAS PRETTY ONE AND A HALF, THAT WAS PRETTY
EQUAL. EQUAL.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD. IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
WHAT INSPIRED YOU — HOW COOL IS WHAT INSPIRED YOU — HOW COOL IS
THAT? THAT?
YOU JUST SEE A KID DANCING ALL YOU JUST SEE A KID DANCING ALL
OF A SUDDEN HE JUST WALKS UP AND OF A SUDDEN HE JUST WALKS UP AND
YOU’RE LIKE I CAN DO THIS. YOU’RE LIKE I CAN DO THIS.
>>IT’S PRETTY COOL, WHY DON’T>>IT’S PRETTY COOL, WHY DON’T
YOU TELL THEM HOW IT ALL WENT YOU TELL THEM HOW IT ALL WENT
DOCUMENT>>WERE GOING DOCUMENT>>WERE GOING
DOWNSTAIRS — I MEAN WE WERE DOWNSTAIRS — I MEAN WE WERE
GOING DOWNTOWN TO EAT PIZZA, ME GOING DOWNTOWN TO EAT PIZZA, ME
AND MY MOM AND HER FRIEND JOJO AND MY MOM AND HER FRIEND JOJO
AND AFTER THAT WE JUST WENT OUT AND AFTER THAT WE JUST WENT OUT
AND BUMPED INTO OFFICER PJ. AND BUMPED INTO OFFICER PJ.
AND HE STARTED BREAK DANCING. AND HE STARTED BREAK DANCING.
>>Kelly: OH, MY GOSH.>>Kelly: OH, MY GOSH.
ARE THERE ANY PLANS FOR A ARE THERE ANY PLANS FOR A
REMATCH? REMATCH?
>>WE ARTY HAD ONE DOWNTOWN LAST>>WE ARTY HAD ONE DOWNTOWN LAST
WEEK. WEEK.
>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!>>Kelly: I LOVE YOU!
>>COLORADO AND WE BUMPED INTO>>COLORADO AND WE BUMPED INTO
EACH OTHER SO WE HAD LIKE A EACH OTHER SO WE HAD LIKE A
LITTLE REMATCH AND THAT WAS LITTLE REMATCH AND THAT WAS
PRETTY FUN. PRETTY FUN.
WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE
EACH OTHER AGAIN AT ANY EVENT EACH OTHER AGAIN AT ANY EVENT
THIS WEEKEND, SO I’M SURE WE THIS WEEKEND, SO I’M SURE WE
WILL HAVE ANOTHER EXCHANGE. WILL HAVE ANOTHER EXCHANGE.
>>Kelly: OH, MY GOSH!>>Kelly: OH, MY GOSH!
OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THAT OTHER OKAY, I UNDERSTAND THAT OTHER
THAN DANCING, YOU BOTH HAVE THAN DANCING, YOU BOTH HAVE
SOMETHING ELSE IN COMMON, RIGHT? SOMETHING ELSE IN COMMON, RIGHT?
>>I WANT TO BE A POLICE OFFICER>>I WANT TO BE A POLICE OFFICER
LIKE HIM WHEN I’M OLDER. LIKE HIM WHEN I’M OLDER.
>>Kelly: THAT’S SO COOL!>>Kelly: THAT’S SO COOL!
THANK YOU SO MUCH, JADEN AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, JADEN AND
OFFICER PJ! OFFICER PJ!
I’M GOING TO OFFICIALLY LIKE I’M GOING TO OFFICIALLY LIKE
YOUR POST RIGHT NOW! YOUR POST RIGHT NOW!
THANKS TO ALL THE GUESTS, CHANCE THE RAPPER, JILLIAN BELL, MARIA
AND OUR BLIND DATERS. AND OUR BLIND DATERS.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, HAVE A THANKS FOR WATCHING, HAVE A
GREAT DAY! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO, ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE, TWO,
THREE, DRINK ♪ THREE, DRINK ♪
♪ THROW THEM BACK UNTIL I LOSE ♪ THROW THEM BACK UNTIL I LOSE
COUNT ♪ COUNT ♪
♪ I’M GOING TO SWING ♪ ♪ I’M GOING TO SWING ♪
♪ FROM THE CHANDELIER ♪ ♪ FROM THE CHANDELIER ♪
♪ FROM THE CHANDELIER ♪ ♪ I AM GOING TO LIVE REMOTE LIKE
TOMORROW DOESN’T EXIST ♪

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