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WEIRD GUY MAKES A POP-TART GIRLFRIEND

WEIRD GUY MAKES A POP-TART GIRLFRIEND


So I had that dream where I drowned you guys again… hahaahahha You need help. It’s not funny. It’s Great. GUYS , our weekly snack shipment came in, they gave us more pop-tarts (GASP) You guys realize what this means, right? Someone’s missing the most important meal of the day? One of us will die in a breakfast pastry battle royale? my mom never really loved me? No! Well I mean that’s obvious but no guys more is better and right now We are pop-tart rich so we need to spend all these pop-tarts before anybody realizes their mistake any ideas I’m gonna get myself some more Noah and hire him as my personal chauffeur. NOISE *Grunting heavily* Okay, I thought you meant I’m going to be taking my car We will be and you’ll be carrying me in there too up, up the steps. Can’t we just take the elevator. I’d really need the exercise *Continues to grunt heavily as if he is choking* WEEE!!! Noise I’m gonna get MORE hats. *Bubble noises* Woo. WOAH. OH!! Oops my bad. Oh good. You got hat insurance right no. Just take this Oh. Ooh! Hi Yeah, I need an ambulance for a broken vertebrae yeah, I’ll pay in pop-tarts What? What do you mean pop-tarts aren’t real money? Well fine. I guess I’ll just take my business elsewhere! Rude *grunts and screams In agony* bubble noise I’m gonna make my life more musical *Suffering goat noises* You’ve got an email We’ll tell you in song it’s from his plastic surgery, it’s about his little (dong) whoa, okay? Um, it’s not what you think He’s singing about my feet Eeewwww. Okay, okay, just take your pop-tarts. MMMM. feet pitter pattering away Hey, do you guys think you could pay me back for those voice lessons they were like five grand. Oh sure! Oh… Okay, but I paid in real money. heh The goat screams go on Wait can anyone explain to me why in each of your dream scenarios I’m the one getting screwed over? Stop talking Noah. Okay. I have the best idea What’s the one thing you always want when you eat a pop-tart? Milk. Milky water. An emotionally distant mother who also loves milky water. Stop talking Noah. What I’m talking about is more complete silence for me to eat my pop-tart in peace Which is why I shall construct the perfect eating companion. Who I can like also maybe… Date heeheehee. WOOWAHWAHWOOWOOWOO Wow… You’re so beautiful especially now with more frosting ding you know? I’ve never really felt beautiful. I know I am, but I just don’t feel it. Can I kiss you? A Boyfriend??? Noah?? Why you no-good rotten little snake. Shayne, I’m not dating her she’s pop-tarts Oh, Is she not good enough for you. She’s pop..*Slaps* Oh. *Intense music starts* WHAT THE HELL. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST IN A DREAM SEQUENCE! My whole life is a dream sequence. *Intense music continues* *Slaps* Sorry Shane just made it look really fun Well the FUN? Is over now cause. I’m getting revenge on you And you and you for what you did to me in your dream sequences cause in my dream sequence I’m gonna take the pop-tarts and I’m gonna get more… They’re all gone. What? Yeah I traded all the pop-tarts for real money. We don’t want that Yeah, how am I supposed to purchase goods and services with money? You crazy? I mean I’ll take the money. I could invest it… no(all) guys Let’s just burn it all and move on with our lives GOOD IDEA More pop-tarts just like money, but not. thank you to pop-tarts for sponsoring this video What’s better than frosting more frosting and more on Smosh? To watch How To Stand Up To A Bully Click that box on the left and to watch Every Forever 21 Ever click that box on the right… Suscribe to Smosh, they’re awesome (; From a loyal fan

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  2. Shayne's sound effect is lit. It's that one he used in try not to laugh vids

  3. I canโ€™t have pop tarts gluten free alerge

  4. If I were Noah I wouldโ€™ve been happy to carry courtney

  5. โ€œMY WHOLE LIFE IS A DREAM SEQUENCEโ€

  6. I wish my girl was that sweet

  7. Blatant advertisement

  8. totally not sponsored

  9. I love all their dreams

    especially for shayne

  10. Every Noah hate day ever

  11. Shayne is hilarious

  12. "Someone skipped the most important meal of the day?"
    how did they know?

  13. if this was 2010 this would be titled "POPTART GIRLFRIEND!"

  14. Pause at 2:08 and look at olivia

  15. Besides where is Stevie.

  16. Smosh's moron week presented by pop tarts

  17. Random always = funny

  18. This isnโ€™t a joke but I actually thought that the thumbnail was Courtney….

  19. 3:45 there's blood on his ear

  20. 3:45 there is blood on Shaneโ€™s ear

  21. Why was shaynes ear bleeding?

  22. I would do anything for a pop tart. ๐Ÿ˜

  23. How did you make that?

  24. Noah is my favourite

  25. Iโ€™m your biggest fan please tell me if you see this comet

  26. 3:45 whats up with Shayne's bleeding ear

  27. OMG I GOT AN POP TRART AD ON THIS UGHHH!

  28. ITS ABOUT HIS LITTLE DONG

  29. Poor Noah ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  30. They can take the money and trade it for poptarts.

  31. I like LOVEEE Noahโ€™s blue hair

  32. Shayne dreaming sound is hilarious

  33. 2:58 WOO WOWO WOO WOWO WOOOOOOO

  34. I miss Anthony…..lol

  35. So cool๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜–coooooooooooooooooooooool

  36. Stop talking noah

  37. how to make poptarts?

  38. I miss food battle

  39. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A DREAM SEQUENCE
    That line was badass!

  40. 2:57 best part ever!!!

  41. Stop Talking Noah

  42. Omg where are they getting those freakin gigantic hats

  43. totally not sposered

  44. Love that Courtney slap Noahโ€™s glasses back on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  45. Remember when everything was directed by Ian and anthony

  46. โ€œ S t o p t a l k i n g , N o a h . โ€œ

  47. Someone made a tinder acc for the poptart gf

  48. So Noah became Stevie

  49. Damien would be proud

  50. I saw Shane in a movie

  51. I noticed that Noah was getting screwed over even before he did

  52. That's like Damian's girlfriend made of butter and shards

  53. Iโ€™ve never been hungrier

  54. holy shit is that an ians mom reference

  55. I love Shaynes enter mission seqence

  56. I want to eat that poptart girlfriend

  57. This video gives me a sense of euphoria.

  58. When your single

  59. stop talking Noah lmao

  60. ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ

  61. I don't like pop tarts.

  62. Itโ€™s okay Noah, I feel you. People do that to me all the time.๐Ÿ˜ช

  63. Also…poor Noah

  64. They put the pop-tart girl on tinder

  65. This is basically Damien's joke but with pop tartsโ€ฆ

  66. Talking about pop tarts the whole vid
    Shayne- thank to Audible for sponsering this video

  67. Noah really fit the stereo type on this one๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

  68. 2019 Watchingโ“๐Ÿค”

  69. ian peter griffin sound

  70. WEEWOOWWWWOOOOWEEEOOOWWW

  71. I want a pop tart now

  72. Ian got an email we'll read to you in song its from his plastic surgeon its about his little. Record scratch

  73. 1:55 Olivia looks cute

  74. I do love chocolate pop tarts

  75. Stop talking noah

  76. Why is Anthony not in any smoosh video

  77. Is this what life has come to?

  78. What even is a poptart

  79. 3:24 ; you can tell from the angle how much taller Noah is next to Shayne

  80. Because of how buff Shane is it looks like it would hurt badly to get slapped by him

  81. If this is blue than you love Smosh
    ๐Ÿ‘‡ Iโ€™m shouting out my next ten subs

  82. ian your the janeter i see your
    ice loks like you

  83. Keith is the best

  84. This is so hilarious I love it so much you guys make me love pop tarts I'm so convinced rn

  85. I don't like Pop-Tarts even though I just ate

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